Big Butt Bertie,
Won't be able to stamp,
with just one hand, she can't even camp.
So instead of stamping,
she'll be picking.
Her next favorite thing!
It really makes her sing,
M&Ms from her flower bed,
That's what she'll do instead!
Butt she'll be needing sunscreen so those cheeks won't be rosy,
as she's munching those treats amongst the posies!
Sorry about this, butt mothersnot doubledawg dared me to do a butt card and I just had to show her
what a butt card looks like (and it's not lightbulbs) HA!!!!!!!!!
We'll keep you in our prayers for a speedy recovery!
Date: Friday, August 1, 2008 GMT Views: 957
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Splitcoast Dirty Dozen Alumni My Pinkie is Inkie in Boxertown
Registered: April 4, 2006 Location: Boxertown USA, IL Posts: 67325
Sat, Aug 02, 2008 @ 7:35 AM
Wow, Buckle Man this is great. I love how you punched your M & M flowers and used the little packets on your card. Now that is some butt you have bent over there and so creative to put the shoes on her. I think you have won this double dawg dare. What do you think of this, MM? I personally think that Charlene is going to get a big kick out of your card, it is super cute.
Registered: July 17, 2005 Location: Staying inky in eastern Connecticut Posts: 79205
Sat, Aug 02, 2008 @ 8:55 AM
OMG........for a girl who supposedly has no butt, Charlene is cetainly well endowed on this rendition and on Mothersnot's rendition too.........are you all predicting that she is going to eat THAT many M & M's???????
Registered: September 17, 2006 Location: San Marcos, Tx Posts: 3011
Sat, Aug 02, 2008 @ 9:19 AM
Please stop sneakin around and takin pictures of me when I'm not showin my BEST side! Love your card and poem you wicked evil man.
------------------------------ Ich bin Klein. Mach mein Herze rein Soll niemand anderen drin wohnen Als Jesus allein. (I am little. Make my heart clean. Don't let anyone else live in it but Jesus alone.)
Registered: April 23, 2006 Location: Looking For Teapots! Posts: 59742
Sat, Aug 02, 2008 @ 11:28 AM
Okay, so you won the battle but you haven't won the war! I just feel bad for your poor wife! Having to put up with your evil laughter as you labor at your creative and pretty dawg gone amazing card! Who'd a thunk a macho motor cycle dude would put together M & M flowers as well as these???
I think you butt looks like light bulbs....but hey, that is just my personal opinion! Bwahahaha! Love your story, love your poem.....has anyone every told you that you should write childrens books???
And another thing...you apologize to Bertie with a butt Mothersnot made me do it!!! Hog wash!
Registered: January 21, 2007 Location: New York Posts: 54876
Sat, Aug 02, 2008 @ 5:03 PM
BUBBA, YOU AND PAT ARE HAVING SOO MUCH FUN OVER THERE NO WONDER YOU BOTH ARE STILL SO CRAZY ABOUT EACH OTHER! GLAD TO HEAR IT! LOVE YOUR BUTT CARD! ANY EXTRA ALMOND M & M'S LAYING AROUND THERE...SEND THEM MY WAY!
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Registered: April 20, 2005 Location: The only Eaton Rapids on the Earth, Michigan Posts: 57568
Sat, Aug 02, 2008 @ 7:18 PM
Bubba, I'm sorry that Gertie has led you astray. She can be a wiley one. However, you've probably learned that you and your beloved Pat really need to go into writing your own stories! You two have a gift. I am so touched that the two of you would be so thoughtful of Big Butt Bertie and showering her with all of these M and Ms to ensure she remains Big Butt Bertie (one of the original Butt Sisters). Thank you to both you and Pat for bringing humor into our lives! Awesome card!!