This is my story,
There was once a girl who had aspirations of becoming a Rodeo Queen, but only made it to
Dumpster Queen!
She's been searching for a certain item as you well know, WWW, hi and low.
In and around dumpsters she's been known to go. With her little friend Harley, more Dumpsters to show.
Then one day she heard of one, that might be able to show her the way, to have WWW come her way.
The Glitter Queen cometh!
But alas it was not to be, for the Glitter Queen was evil indeed.
He had kidnapped the WWW and held it for ransom!
50,000 he said with glee!
Poor, poor, Dumpster Queen.
So she started working at Eggs-R-Gud, to earn the ransom he required. But instead met
Grinder and Allota Pain. Two neer-do-wells who tricked her into thinking they could help.
She sent them to meet with The Glitter Queen. In hopes they would succeed.
But as soon as they arrived, The Glitter Queen turned them into flattened frogs with his
Magic Pink Wand.
Woe to the Dumpster Queen as she had to now hide. So she hopped on the Twisted Sister Bus for a
ride. Here she met Shirt, Flirt, Purt, Yakky, and Perk. They changed her name to Gert, in hopes of escaping the Glitter Queen.
It was here that one of the Twisted Sisters told her of someone that might help. He is called
The Buckle Man.
Now The Buckle Man heard of her plight, but he said he didn't have 50,000 for the ransom.
But he had a solution for her. A Buckle for the belly, the history of her life, in steely bling wonder,
to lighten her strife.
And so it was, He created the Buckle for the world to see, how Mothermark is a wannabe.
Date: Saturday, July 5, 2008 GMT Views: 2119
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Splitcoast Dirty Dozen Alumni Stamp Like You Mean It
Registered: March 24, 2006 Location: Posts: 38589
Sat, Jul 05, 2008 @ 4:01 PM
Oh Bubba! I am so sad that this beautiful thing will be leaving our home! That bad old Gert talked you into sending it already, what will I do?
I am so proud of your creations Bubba! I especially love the dumpster welded together with man-sweat! You are so funny! I loved hearing your evil 'Mawahahaha' as you worked on this crazy thing. And your story will do MM proud! (love the wannabe ending!)
Love you, mean it!
;)
------------------------------ Pat Smethers "The Lord will guide you always; He will satisfy your needs in a sun scorched land and strengthen your frame. You will be like a well-watered garden." Isaiah 58:11
Bubba your story is tops, it had me rolling!!! MM is sure to be seeking more revenge!! The buckle is awesome, I mean totally superb! If you really wanted to get back at her you should have shown it to her and kept it!! Totally love the bling, the dumpster and everything else. I can't wait to see MM wearing it. Although, it would be way better to see a picture of you in a tutu with your crown and magic wand, maybe that's for after hours!! LOL!! You kids kill me!!
Splitcoast Dirty Dozen Alumni My Pinkie is Inkie in Boxertown
Registered: April 4, 2006 Location: Boxertown USA, IL Posts: 67333
Sat, Jul 05, 2008 @ 5:24 PM
Wow, Bubba, you sure did some heavy duty thinking on this one. Love that dumpster for Harley and all the bling. Those stamps are probably very enticing to MM. Watch out, she might send Gert over tonight.
I think she will like this buckle so much, she will probably wear it to work everyday. I also think that our Glitter Queen really plays with that wand otherwise he wouldn't be able to tell what happened when he waved it over those guys that turned into a frog. I am envisioning him in that pink tutu as he waved the magic wand. Now that would be a picture worth a thousand words.
I have to say there is an error in your story. MM was Gert long before there was Shirt, Flirt, Perk, etc.. It was after we met Gert that we had these other people come aboard our bus.
Buckle man, you probably just set yourself up for another trick to soon be played. We will watch for the next episode of the Glitter Queen and Gert.
Registered: April 23, 2006 Location: Looking For Teapots! Posts: 59742
Sat, Jul 05, 2008 @ 5:44 PM
Bwahahaha!!! Should I be embarrassed that all this fun stuff is my life????? Did all that stuff happen to me? Didn't you make up some stuff along the way? I think I should be embarrassed.....sadly, though, it all is vaguely familiar!!!
How can I ever write another story again? How can I top this??? Someone said way back when that I may have bit off more than I can chew when I made you that Glitter Queen card....Yikes! Who was that? I think whoever it was was brilliant, I think they might just be right! Who was that? They should get credit.
Okay, now...here is the question.......did you mail it or do I have to wait until July 25th?
Your hard work here is very evident. I can see where this little project was an on-going thing.....you kept adding stuff as you went or should I say as I went! Hee! Okay, now I probably won't be able to sleep for the next 4 months until I figure out a way to top this!! Thank you....I think.....
What is a road kill pom pom.....Are Allate Pain and The Grinder really flattened frogs right now? I have come to rely on them to get me out of trouble from time to time!!!!! Is the Buckle Man taking their place????
Registered: January 21, 2007 Location: New York Posts: 54876
Sat, Jul 05, 2008 @ 5:45 PM
BUCKLEMAN THIS IS AWESOME AND APART OF MM IS EVERYWHERE ON THAT BUCKLE! WHEN PAT GOES TO SEE HER I WANT PICS OF MM WEARING THIS! I MUST SAY BEWARE OF MM AND WHAT SHE MIGHT DO TO GET BACK AT YOU!! DID YOU EVER HEAR THE SAYING "REAL MEN WEAR PINK TUTU'S WITH MAGIC WANDS"? LOL! THE TWISTED SISTAHS WOULD LOVE FOR MM TO COME BACK ON BOARD! HECK SHE CAN EVEN DRIVE US AS LONG AS WE STOP AT HER BOSSES CABIN TO DO SOME STAMPING! WE CAN EVEN HAVE A POLKA DOT BUS!! I WISH I COULD BE THERE WHEN PAT GIVES THIS TO MM!
GREAT JOB! PERK!
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Registered: January 7, 2006 Location: Central California Posts: 16758
Sat, Jul 05, 2008 @ 5:47 PM
Buckleman....this is the bomb!!! I love the buckle!! What fabulous detail!!! I love the story that goes with it also, and I can't wait to hear the reaction from *Gert*. I'm sure she'll have some type of retaliation, so I hope you have your armor on!!
Registered: April 23, 2006 Location: Looking For Teapots! Posts: 59742
Sat, Jul 05, 2008 @ 5:50 PM
Hey, does this awesome belt buckle come with those stamps? They are really cool! What is the name of that set? And where do I get one like it? I have never seen it before but I think it could really be fun to make a card with! Thanks for answering these questions if you have time.......I truly enjoy your work!