Oh my giddy aunt - who did it?!?! Who was it - where is Brat's cat!?!? Honestly Dar-r-r-lings you would think that at such a distinguished location for Mothermarks Tea Party this week, there would be higher standards....who is the Party Pooper!?!!? Here we are at Buckingham Palace and already the place is being trashed. Dar-r-r-lings I understand 'when you gotta go - you gotta go' but please...go in the right place...and if you can't find that...Shirley has brought her own Outhouse this week...I know she said it was her gift, but Dar-r-r-lings, really, do you think that it will make it into the Queen's private....ahemmm...bathroom. I have tried not to make a fuss, so I wouldn't start anything, I know how exciteable you all are....but this is ridiculous...hello...I say...hello....where is 'Niles the Butler?' Pooper Scooper needed over here NOW....it is 'ruff' finding good domestic help these days!!!
As you can see I have brought the Queen a gift - yes, the corgi, we all know HRH Queen Elizabeth LOVES corgis...and I am sure she would expect such a thoughtful gift from someone of my breeding!!! Precious little thing, by the name of Princess you know, comes with her own crown, complete with BLING and pearl necklace...those of you who are more observant(and haven't been guzzling the 'STOUT') will see that Princess has pearl earrings on as well) one cannot underdress for such an ostentatious occassion.......and nothing but the best bone china for me...but I think we might leave that for HRH as well - it is just a bit too close to the....aaaahemmmm....suspect item.
I am honoured to attend this fabulous event in honour of 1 Year of Tea Parties, hosted by none other than our very own Cindy....who has taken us to the very borders of imagination...almost touching on insanity - that's my kind of trip...no packing required....you can come and go as you want - no limits - GLORIOUS!! I honour and thank you today Cindy - what a special Lady you are....if I should get a private moment with her Majesty the Queen, I shall be asking her for you to be officially made 'Lady Cindy Mothermark!' You have truly become ROYALTY to us Tea Partiers. I am so glad that I have come along for the ride....I anxiously await each new Teapot and eagerly read the description, pondering on how I will attend the party...so thank you Cindy, for those wild times that have been held between my head and Craft Central, carried over to the various galleries of those attending....
That is all for me today...I am off to plead for a ROYAL PARDON...I am sure one is going to be needed before this party is over - best get in early! Thank you for looking and for your comments - you are so very kind!! God bless you!
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Registered: April 22, 2006 Location: SCS in NC Posts: 20914
Thu, Jun 25, 2009 @ 2:02 PM
Awww he is so adorable. I love Corgis. You picked the perfect image for this party. I hope you get your pardon. I think there are a few others here that could use it. I finally made it to the party.
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Registered: June 10, 2007 Location: BC Posts: 44872
Thu, Jun 25, 2009 @ 2:17 PM
OH LINDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SHOCKED! And I am dying of laughter at the same time!!! My jaw just hit the ground!! Girl!!! That looks real........... I know that you have a dog and well.................. I'll just stop right there. A lovely addition in so many ways to the Queens Tea Party, You are correct - she does have Corgis - and surely she must have a Royal Pooper Scooper........... I'm sure all will be well shortly.
Registered: June 10, 2007 Location: BC Posts: 44872
Thu, Jun 25, 2009 @ 2:17 PM
OH LINDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SHOCKED! And I am dying of laughter at the same time!!! My jaw just hit the ground!! Girl!!! That looks real........... I know that you have a dog and well.................. I'll just stop right there. A lovely addition in so many ways to the Queens Tea Party, You are correct - she does have Corgis - and surely she must have a Royal Pooper Scooper........... I'm sure all will be well shortly.
Registered: May 18, 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 24623
Thu, Jun 25, 2009 @ 6:06 PM
OVER THE TOP funny, cute, adorable - it's definitely a clever idea Linda. You really fit in with the tea party ladies. One day if I ever get more time, maybe I'll join. You've done a fantastic job here!!! SO FUNNY and CUTE!!!
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Thu, Jun 25, 2009 @ 6:07 PM
Well, what a nice lil poochie to bring to the Queen. And altho I knew your were the Queen of Recyling, (even using a corn flake box in the cuttlebug) I never dreamed you would have a card posed with recycled dog food. The necklace, crown and tea service are a nice touch tho....
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Registered: February 24, 2005 Location: East Coast Posts: 1843
Thu, Jun 25, 2009 @ 6:13 PM
OMgosh...this is just too hilarious! I have tears rolling down my face from laughing...or perhaps the smell....ha ha ha! What a hoot! Just love it! AND as for that precious little corgi pup.....ADORABLE. I had a corgi for about 14 years until he developed congestive heart failure. By the way, Corgies are excellent dogs...very loyal, very loving! Great card! and thanks for the laugh!
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Registered: March 11, 2008 Location: Sacramento, California Posts: 39766
Thu, Jun 25, 2009 @ 7:36 PM
OMGosh, this little doggie is just precious. I'm not sure if the Queen will like seeing a little corgi with her necklace and earings on. She may wonder just how he got them. hmmmmm....I love this clever card you have put together. That crown is.....wait, do I see more jewels up on that crown? Yikes, best not be giving this little doggie to the Queen after all. Tell you what, I'll take him off your hands, crown, and jewels and all. Love the little teapot and cup, gorgeous. Not quite sure what that brown pile might be down in front. Don't really want to find out either, if you know what I mean. So nice to see you at the party. Looking forward to another year of fun! TFS :0)
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Registered: April 4, 2006 Location: Boxertown USA, IL Posts: 67309
Thu, Jun 25, 2009 @ 9:29 PM
Now this is just adorable and so cute. Great minds do think a like. LOL
I know that sweet lil' Corgi is for the Queen, but if you don't get rid of the smelly stuff before she gets there, I have a feeling the dog will not be allowed to stay. Brat, let that hunky guard do his job, he has some free time coming after the tea party, control yourself. Linda, I like your poopy card, very cute.
Registered: March 27, 2007 Location: Nevada City, CA Posts: 899
Thu, Jun 25, 2009 @ 10:05 PM
Ha! Too funny!! I love what you havedone here, you made me laugh so hard. The card is great, but the piece de resistance is the pile of well...poop. Too funny!!
TFS LYMI
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Registered: May 31, 2008 Location: Seattle Posts: 14509
Sat, Jun 27, 2009 @ 12:55 PM
Okay, Miss Linda, I was all ooohing and awwwing over this adorable card until I read your narrative and then noticed your added embellishment! You are a scream and your card is just as CUTE as they come! tsmfs!
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Registered: December 18, 2007 Location: Washington Posts: 31117
Sat, Jun 27, 2009 @ 5:36 PM
Too funny and tooooooooooooooo CUTE! I just love this little Fergi with the sentiment in his/her mouth. That is sooooooooooo clever. Love it. This is just so cute and fun Linda, I laughed through your story. Hee hee. You are a good story teller, girl.