Oh my giddy aunt - who did it?!?! Who was it - where is Brat's cat!?!? Honestly Dar-r-r-lings you would think that at such a distinguished location for Mothermarks Tea Party this week, there would be higher standards....who is the Party Pooper!?!!? Here we are at Buckingham Palace and already the place is being trashed. Dar-r-r-lings I understand 'when you gotta go - you gotta go' but please...go in the right place...and if you can't find that...Shirley has brought her own Outhouse this week...I know she said it was her gift, but Dar-r-r-lings, really, do you think that it will make it into the Queen's private....ahemmm...bathroom. I have tried not to make a fuss, so I wouldn't start anything, I know how exciteable you all are....but this is ridiculous...hello...I say...hello....where is 'Niles the Butler?' Pooper Scooper needed over here NOW....it is 'ruff' finding good domestic help these days!!!
As you can see I have brought the Queen a gift - yes, the corgi, we all know HRH Queen Elizabeth LOVES corgis...and I am sure she would expect such a thoughtful gift from someone of my breeding!!! Precious little thing, by the name of Princess you know, comes with her own crown, complete with BLING and pearl necklace...those of you who are more observant(and haven't been guzzling the 'STOUT') will see that Princess has pearl earrings on as well) one cannot underdress for such an ostentatious occassion.......and nothing but the best bone china for me...but I think we might leave that for HRH as well - it is just a bit too close to the....aaaahemmmm....suspect item.
I am honoured to attend this fabulous event in honour of 1 Year of Tea Parties, hosted by none other than our very own Cindy....who has taken us to the very borders of imagination...almost touching on insanity - that's my kind of trip...no packing required....you can come and go as you want - no limits - GLORIOUS!! I honour and thank you today Cindy - what a special Lady you are....if I should get a private moment with her Majesty the Queen, I shall be asking her for you to be officially made 'Lady Cindy Mothermark!' You have truly become ROYALTY to us Tea Partiers. I am so glad that I have come along for the ride....I anxiously await each new Teapot and eagerly read the description, pondering on how I will attend the party...so thank you Cindy, for those wild times that have been held between my head and Craft Central, carried over to the various galleries of those attending....
That is all for me today...I am off to plead for a ROYAL PARDON...I am sure one is going to be needed before this party is over - best get in early! Thank you for looking and for your comments - you are so very kind!! God bless you!
Date: Thursday, June 25, 2009 GMT Views: 757
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Registered: May 2, 2005 Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 24136
Thu, Jun 25, 2009 @ 2:42 AM
Aaaah, what a cutie she is!!! Now who wouldn't love that darling... and I'm sure the Queen is no exception! She'll invite you & Princess to a private tea I'm sure! Love your story!
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Linda
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Registered: July 1, 2007 Location: small town near montreal, quebec Posts: 26677
Thu, Jun 25, 2009 @ 3:27 AM
Wow, I suppose The Queen will have to pick this one up. I know she won't mind because of the corgie she loves so muche and to call her Princess what a wink to the other princesses in that Palace. LOL
Linda, I just love what you did with this little Princess, she is adorable, even with her poop. Can we say poop on scs...we'll see.
Great to have you for the anniversary darling girl. You have me cracking up this morning. TFS
Registered: April 23, 2006 Location: Looking For Teapots! Posts: 59742
Thu, Jun 25, 2009 @ 5:33 AM
OMG! Is that foreground real? Yikes! Well, I am sure there's a little of that in the groomed gardens of the Windsor Castle, and if there isn't, there will be now! Snort!
Linda, you are a crack-up! Who'd a thunk with your breeding and elegance and perfect *finishing school* accomplishments and up bringing! Snort! This is such a precious card! We gotta start getting our animals together so that they can get used to each other. I can't keep my place in line cuz I have been chasing the corgi chasing the cat chasing the mouse up the blouse of the louse chasing the bears in the hats in the teapots! I lost about 52 places in line! 52 places for 52 teapots!
I was hoping you would make it, you didn't miss much as far as the line moving but you missed some fun entertainment. But you can read all about it you know where! Thanks so much for the kind and *royal* words in your post! Gives me warm fuzzies! We do have fun don't we! Thanks for always coming, I enjoy your company! Snugs!
Registered: April 23, 2006 Location: Looking For Teapots! Posts: 59742
Thu, Jun 25, 2009 @ 5:37 AM
Now, about the card! It is so precious! We had friends with corgies (Tracim has one too!) and they have the sweetest little faces! Your royal corgie just makes this card along with the jewels and those polka dots? To die for I tell ya! I love, love, love it! You did good and your corgi is precious in his finery! Thats a royal word right?
Registered: August 1, 2006 Location: Missouri Posts: 26794
Thu, Jun 25, 2009 @ 6:52 AM
Linda, what a hoot!!! I love princess's crown, pearls and earrings. Her royal-tea sign is what I noticed first... then the poop. Did you hear we are going shopping now? Just think of the stamps and embellishments we can get with the necklace that Bertie has. We will have to keep Princess and Brat's cat away from eachother.
Registered: February 5, 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 191
Thu, Jun 25, 2009 @ 8:54 AM
Corgies! I forgot about them! (It's ok, though--I don't have a Corgi stamp.) LOVE the pearls and earrings--so would Emma, my Da-juajua (Dachsund / Chijuajua mix)! I hope you don't mind standing in line BEHIND everyone else...
Registered: April 15, 2008 Location: Seattle Area Posts: 25018
Thu, Jun 25, 2009 @ 10:29 AM
Oh, Oh.... Please bring me the smelling salts as I am SHOCKED, I tell you SHOCKED. Oh, before you bring those salts to inhale I suppose I should let that large, good looking guard remove that THING!
My kitty was on her best behavior! Besides - she is smaller than that thing!
Pssst.... Linda, you are going to give us Twisted Sistah's a bad rep!!!
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Registered: March 5, 2007 Location: Coatesville, Pennsylvania Posts: 44920
Thu, Jun 25, 2009 @ 10:52 AM
Sniff....sniff.......What is that smell????? Oh, its the chamomille tea!!! And in such a lovely pot with a lovely tea cup to drink it with!!!! Oh dear......what is that OTHER smell?????? Oh Charles.....William......Harry.......Camilla...... Anyone..........
HELP!!!!! Princess did it again!
Linda, GF, your card is too much! I just love your creativity!!!! Awesome, luv!!!! Love the bling!
------------------------------ Lesley Proud Fan Club and RAK Member He is the GOD of the Impossible!!!! Kookzi the Rookzie Punchkateer It is by the grace of God that we take our next breath.