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Somtimes I see a saying stamp & it makes me laugh, but it's usually one that isn't MEANT to be funny. The one that I'm looking at right now is from the set "Give Thanks" and the words are "give thanks for the simple things in life". I keep thinking how funny that would be to send to someone & inside put, "Like you"----telling someone they are "simple". This could be why a friend of mine once told me, "The simple are easily amused!"
Some other ones I have that are intended to be funny that I love are:
1. Forget love, fall in chocolate
2. I don't do mornings
3. You'll always be my friend. You know too much.
I saw quite a few good ones:
If you don't like my driving, get off the sidewalk.
I don't have time to be this busy.
I'm actually quite pleasant, until I am awake.
Lifestyles of the Frantic and Frazzled
I'm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.
It's been one of those days...all week!
Stressed? Anxious? Tense? Weary? Fed Up? Yes..and you?
__________________ Lisa C., Mom to 3 great kids, 3 super dogs and an cat that thinks she is a dog! My Gallery
Another one I saw today:
Dull women keep immaculate houses. LOL!
TAC used to have some hilarious saying stamps & one was either that saying or something similar. There was one that said, "I'm creative. You can't expect me to be organized, too." THAT'S ME!
I love all ya all's sense of humor!! Fat people are hard to kidnap????? Omgrotfl doesn't even begin to describe it!! Who thinks these things up?? Anyway thanks for a great laugh after a heart breaking day - see thread my kitty died today in "need a lift" -
Oh no - I really have had that thought that PMS was the real me and that woman who was reasonable three weeks out of a month was an imposter...have you seen the license plate that says PMS 24/7 ? What a hoot.
One that's not meant to be funny, and it only is because I just can't get myself to read it correctly is "best friends listen to what you don't say" from Garden Whimsy. Tell me I am not alone in reading it as "best friends don't listen to what you say"- time for some new friends??
Hambo Stamps has some good ones, in the fractured funnies.
I like "Heard you caught a bug... Since when have YOU been an entomologist?" and "May you have the luck of the Irish...Well except for that potato famine thingie..."
These are a hoot! I can't think of any to add right now - but thanks for the laughs! But I do like, for inside a bday card...You deserve more than a card for your birthday...so keep the envelope too!
I love all ya all's sense of humor!! Fat people are hard to kidnap????? Omgrotfl doesn't even begin to describe it!! Who thinks these things up?? Anyway thanks for a great laugh after a heart breaking day - see thread my kitty died today in "need a lift" -
Sorry to hear about your kitty. Glad you had something to cheer you up here!
Oh, my friend thinks the one from pocket fun is funny, "Friends are like pockets, you can never have too many." She said, "It sounds like I'm just another friend in your HUGE list of friends!"
I am totally laughing at some of these you posted---fat people are harder to kidnap---LOL! ANd Jan's about do it the way your wife told you! Bwahahahahaha!
Several of my faves have been listed... I like these ones from River City rubberworks
"Thank goodness it's that time of year when being fat and jolly is a good thing."
"If you can't be a good example, be a dire warning!"
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Remeber the one that started out Really I like you..............well here is a bunch of things that you could write in the middle that always make me smile!!
Really, I like you But your periods are reversed and you're only nice 6 days a month.
Really, I like you In fact, I love that you criticize me, put down my weight, lord your intelligence over me, and make rude comments about my friends. The house next door is for sale. Would you buy it and move in right away?
Really, I like you You're just an insufferable ***** most of the time.
Really, I like you I enjoy being a suck-up.
Really, I like you If I tell myself that long enough, even I'll eventually believe it.
Really, I like you Better when you're gone.
Really, I like you Better than Your Mother
Really, I like you...and if you ever grow up, we might even be friends one day!
Really, I like you Shallow, brainless, and beautiful really works on you.
Really, I like you And to prove it, when you die, I'll scatter your ashes in a really nice place. Like South America. I don't think you pissed off anybody down there.
Really, I like you Not everyone has the finesse to piss off everyone they meet!
Really, I like you As long as I don't have to share breathing space with you.
Really, I like you I'm not entirely certain that your family tree forks, but hey...there's a special place in this world for people like you, too.
Really, I like you...next to you, I look really, really good! Everyone needs friends like that!
Really, I like you You just make me want to eat glass.
Really, I like you You have a face that only a mother could love with a personality to match.
Really, I like you What's the meaning of life? Oh, yeah. You don't actually have one.
Really, I like you ...but if I hear that tone again my hand's going upside your face!
__________________ Mellie Proud leader of the Manitoba Chapter of the Keurig Club Jeremiah 29:11 "For I know the plans I have for you," declares the LORD, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future."
__________________ Mellie Proud leader of the Manitoba Chapter of the Keurig Club Jeremiah 29:11 "For I know the plans I have for you," declares the LORD, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future."
Another one I saw today:
Dull women keep immaculate houses. LOL!
I have that a framed print with that on it! I was just looking at it today thinking how interesting I must be...... because my house looks like a bomb went off in it!
I like the "Sassy Girls" set from MissyB designs, had to have it just for the "big girls panties" stamp!
Several of my faves have been listed... I like these ones from River City rubberworks
"Thank goodness it's that time of year when being fat and jolly is a good thing."
"If you can't be a good example, be a dire warning!"
My SIL just made me a super card with that last quote. She used one of the old ladies from River city and put a cut out margarita in her hand!
Here's some that people were giggling over at the Stamp/Scrap Art Tour last weekend....
WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?
How's that workin' for ya?
Sarcasm is just one service I offer.
I couldn't buy them all......but I was writing them down!
What saying stamps make you giggle?
