Page 4 - Need "Suggestive" Sentiments

tillyhead · 02-13-2009, 08:00 AM

galet1 - how about with bear-ied gruffie something like this:

on front: Oh dear! (or Guess what?)

Inside: I'm naked under all this paperwork! Wanna do some "filing"?
(or bare.. if DBF is bright enought to get it.. mine's not

tillyhead · 02-13-2009, 08:05 AM

The gruffies reminds me that I have the bears in the penalty box stamp. We are a big hockey family.

If I find time, I may use that image with "It's a trip to my box for you!"

tillyhead · 02-13-2009, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by jailbirdstamper

great ideas ladies!!!

from the master herself!! ;)

windycitystamper · 02-13-2009, 08:13 AM

Didn't read through the whole thread, but here's my contribution (seen in a store-bought card):

front: I need someone bad
inside: Are you bad??

kstamper · 02-13-2009, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by galet1

Ok, all you smart gals! My DBF bought me 2 Gruffies stamps for Christmas - Bear-ied in Paperwork and Bedtime Story. I haven't used them, yet, and I know he would love to get a card using something that he bought me. But I'd like to do a "suggestive" card. Any suggestions for either of these? The only thing I can think of (and it's kinda bland) is using Bedtime Story Gruffie with a sentiment of "wanna read me a bedtime story?". Blah. HELP! lol!

"I want to 'bear' it all for you!"

fordgrl · 02-13-2009, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by galet1

Ok, all you smart gals! My DBF bought me 2 Gruffies stamps for Christmas - Bear-ied in Paperwork and Bedtime Story. I haven't used them, yet, and I know he would love to get a card using something that he bought me. But I'd like to do a "suggestive" card. Any suggestions for either of these? The only thing I can think of (and it's kinda bland) is using Bedtime Story Gruffie with a sentiment of "wanna read me a bedtime story?". Blah. HELP! lol!

Hmm. What about "Let's make our own bedtime story".....or "Ready for bed?" on the outside, and "Let's skip the bedtime story" on the inside??? I have a really dirty mind, usually, but nothing's coming to me!! lol!

fordgrl · 02-13-2009, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by tillyhead

galet1 - how about with bear-ied gruffie something like this:

on front: Oh dear! (or Guess what?)

Inside: I'm naked under all this paperwork! Wanna do some "filing"?
(or bare.. if DBF is bright enought to get it.. mine's not

That's awesome! I like the "bear under all this paperwork"...

NDStampGirl · 02-13-2009, 10:28 AM

This is hilarious!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by tillyhead

The gruffies reminds me that I have the bears in the penalty box stamp. We are a big hockey family.

If I find time, I may use that image with "It's a trip to my box for you!"

momis mama · 02-13-2009, 10:33 AM

i had already made a valentine for my huban but...

i HAD to make another one!

here is my card

i was inspired by this card

i have been taking notes on this thread for further reference

thanks to all who have shared!

NDStampGirl · 02-13-2009, 11:32 AM

So, I couldn't decide on just one, so I made 5 different valentines to give to my dh! Here they are!

Card 1
Card 2
Card 3
Card 4
Card 5

prvrbs31gal · 02-13-2009, 12:02 PM

tillyhead, if you're doing a penalty box card, you have to say something like "Have you been a bad boy?" :-)

mtgchic · 02-13-2009, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by prvrbs31gal

Hojo, you could also do something like "Hey honey... would you 'bee' willing to watch me 'bear' it all?"

Another idea I had... how about a dog or cat stamp with "I sure could use some heavy petting..." or simply "Pet me?"

Or with the cat you could use "Want to pet the p...?" {I'm pretty sure the synonym for kitty will get censored!}

mtgchic · 02-13-2009, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by galet1

Ok, all you smart gals! My DBF bought me 2 Gruffies stamps for Christmas - Bear-ied in Paperwork and Bedtime Story. I haven't used them, yet, and I know he would love to get a card using something that he bought me. But I'd like to do a "suggestive" card. Any suggestions for either of these? The only thing I can think of (and it's kinda bland) is using Bedtime Story Gruffie with a sentiment of "wanna read me a bedtime story?". Blah. HELP! lol!

Not suggestive, but when I saw the bear-ied in paperwork, I thought of that quote "What the world needs is more love and less paperwork"...thought that might be a good Valentine that can go on the mantel (you know, instead of hiding in the underwear drawer.

)

LateBlossom · 02-13-2009, 02:59 PM

I made a suggestive card today based on a line from this thread. My DH was in the USAF for 20 years and spent a lot of that time flying the B-1 Bomber, affectionately referred to as the Bone (B-one,...get it?). Anyway, I have a B-1 stamp, stamped it over a red heart and captioned it "Want to bone me?"

DH will receive it tomorrow night and will LOVE this! I would never have done this without the inspiration on this thread, so thanks so much!

momis mama · 02-13-2009, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by LateBlossom

I made a suggestive card today based on a line from this thread. My DH was in the USAF for 20 years and spent a lot of that time flying the B-1 Bomber, affectionately referred to as the Bone (B-one,...get it?). Anyway, I have a B-1 stamp, stamped it over a red heart and captioned it "Want to bone me?"

DH will receive it tomorrow night and will LOVE this! I would never have done this without the inspiration on this thread, so thanks so much!

i want to see your BONE!!! lol

are you planning on posting it to your gallery? would love to see it! i love your work.

LateBlossom · 02-13-2009, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by NDStampGirl

So, I couldn't decide on just one, so I made 5 different valentines to give to my dh! Here they are!

Card 1
Card 2
Card 3
Card 4
Card 5

THANK YOU!!!!!!!

LateBlossom · 02-13-2009, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by momis mama

i want to see your BONE!!! lol

are you planning on posting it to your gallery? would love to see it! i love your work.

I might. But if I do, you bet I'll be blushing. It's one thing to describe something in words and another to put a picture of it on the internet with my face right beside it, LOL!!!!

kstamper · 02-13-2009, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by LateBlossom

I might. But if I do, you bet I'll be blushing. It's one thing to describe something in words and another to put a picture of it on the internet with my face right beside it, LOL!!!!

I posted mine!!! ;)

prvrbs31gal · 02-13-2009, 05:53 PM

Ok, had another idea... any 'shopping' stamp will do, whether it's the bella, or the MFT shoe set, etc... "The economy isn't the only thing that needs stimulating!"

jutta · 02-13-2009, 07:16 PM

How about a card with a heart and you could say 'You got a heart on for me?! Get it???? :rolleyes:

Jutta

Amanda310 · 02-13-2009, 07:38 PM

After reading all of your fabulous suggestions, I decided to make my hubby a card for V-day that says on the outside: "Nice Pecker" and on the inside: "Wanna Cluck?" Of course I have a cute little Chicken stamp on the outside. I'll try to post a pic, if I can get it back... lol.

Amanda310 · 02-13-2009, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by prvrbs31gal

Ok, had another idea... any 'shopping' stamp will do, whether it's the bella, or the MFT shoe set, etc... "The economy isn't the only thing that needs stimulating!"

ROFLMAO.... This one is a winner!!!

Amanda310 · 02-13-2009, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by prvrbs31gal

tillyhead, if you're doing a penalty box card, you have to say something like "Have you been a bad boy?" :-)

I was thinking something along the lines of: "You've got 3 minutes (or however long a penalty is)" .... inside: "Let me see your power play"

I'm not a huge hockey nut, but I think those key words are close... lol.

AmorA · 02-13-2009, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by kstamper

Ok, here is the card I made for my DH...

Twisted Toucan

I hope it doesn't get deleted for being to risque!

LOLOLOL Hilarious!

AmorA · 02-13-2009, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by prvrbs31gal

Ok, had another idea... any 'shopping' stamp will do, whether it's the bella, or the MFT shoe set, etc... "The economy isn't the only thing that needs stimulating!"

Good call!

LateBlossom · 02-14-2009, 03:45 AM

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Originally Posted by jutta

How about a card with a heart and you could say 'You got a heart on for me?! Get it???? :rolleyes:

Jutta

OMG...too funny!

LateBlossom · 02-14-2009, 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by kstamper

I posted mine!!! ;)

Yes, you did! But your naughty part is inside the card...not out on the front for the easily offended to see.;)

Maybe if I title the thing "suggestive valentine not for the easily offended" or "Valentine For my lawful husband" I won't get flamed.

Amanda310 · 02-14-2009, 07:05 AM

Can you link it without posting it to the public gallery? Then you could just post a link here and we could tell you if it is tactful enough for the general public... lol.

Mamadukes · 02-14-2009, 05:34 PM

I know this is late for this Valentine's Day (typical me, always late) but all these great ideas could be used for anniversary cards, too.
I'd like to suggest two ideas - a naughty one and a raunchy one.
The first would have a heart on the front with the caption "Here's my heart..." and the inside would read "You can have the rest of me tonight."
The raunchy one would have an electric fan on the front with the caption "You look hot to me..." and the inside would read "Do you need a b**w job?"
(I hope this didn't offend anyone.)

prvrbs31gal · 02-14-2009, 07:01 PM

Love it!

Come and join the Suggestive Sentiments Swap, everyone!

kstamper · 02-14-2009, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by LateBlossom

Yes, you did! But your naughty part is inside the card...not out on the front for the easily offended to see.;)

Maybe if I title the thing "suggestive valentine not for the easily offended" or "Valentine For my lawful husband" I won't get flamed.

Oh, I get it now!!! ;)

trackscrapper · 02-15-2009, 07:50 AM

Oh, I want to join!! These are all hilarious--not offense taken by me!! Here's my Dale, Jr. one -- and today's the Daytona 500!!NASCAR Dale, Jr. card! by trackscrapper at Splitcoaststampers

memaw2two · 02-15-2009, 07:52 AM

So now, I want to know how everyone's hubbys liked their Valentine cards!

kstamper · 02-15-2009, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by memaw2two

So now, I want to know how everyone's hubbys liked their Valentine cards!

My DH had a smile on his face the whole day! He thought is was really cool! :cool:

LateBlossom · 02-15-2009, 10:20 AM

Okay, I uploaded my bone card. And yes, DH loved it.;)

jutta · 02-15-2009, 02:38 PM

When they say "my other ride is a pole" does that mean a pole that strippers dance around or....( muttering to self - how can I get this old and not know this stuff.....) ahem, a much shorter object? :rolleyes:

Jutta

Kathy LeDonne · 02-15-2009, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by prvrbs31gal

Ok, had another idea... any 'shopping' stamp will do, whether it's the bella, or the MFT shoe set, etc... "The economy isn't the only thing that needs stimulating!"

Now this one had me laughing out loud!!!

AmorA · 02-15-2009, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by trackscrapper

Oh, I want to join!! These are all hilarious--not offense taken by me!! Here's my Dale, Jr. one -- and today's the Daytona 500!!NASCAR Dale, Jr. card! by trackscrapper at Splitcoaststampers

LOL...OMG. I really have no idea what this sentiment means (not into NASCAR), but I sat here for a while trying to figure out why Doogie Howser was on the wall... *face palm*

stampinchampin · 02-15-2009, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by AmorA

LOL...OMG. I really have no idea what this sentiment means (not into NASCAR), but I sat here for a while trying to figure out why Doogie Howser was on the wall... *face palm*

Doogie Howser???? OMG!! Now you have to watch NASCAR to redeem yourself!!!!!

prvrbs31gal · 02-16-2009, 09:30 AM

Ladies, would you believe my hubby just got a plain old sweet valentine? I'm saving the naughty cards to slip in his lunch bag... give him something to take his mind off boring spread sheets :-)

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