Need Snowman Poop Poem Help, Please?

[kathynruss]

I saw this poem a while back and can't find it. I want to attach it to a snack baggie of miniature marshmallows stapled to a hot chocolate pack. Somebody on here must know it. :confused:

[Scrap Collector]

Heres the one I printed last night

I hear that you*ve been naughty
So listen here*s the scoop
I*m all out of coal this year
so all you get is Snowman Poop

[kathynruss]

Thanks, ScrapCollector. It's not quite what I remember, but it will work!

[mishy]

You've been naughty
So here's the Scoop
You're getting nothing
But Snowman Poop!

[mishy]

Heres are a couple different poems




Santa checked his list not once, but twice.
He found you've been naughty not nice.
Since coal is so expensive, Here's the scoop.
He's filled your stocking with Snowman poop!!!


Heard you've been naughty so here's the scoop
all you get for Christmas is snowman poop


Santa's been makin' his list and checkin' it twice
He knows that you've been naughty - not nice. . . . .
Since coal is so expensive here's the scoop
Santa has left you Snowman Poop!


I heard you've been naughty, so listen: here's the scoop.
I'm running short on coal this year, So you get snowman poop.
Love, Santa


In the cold of winter when snow arrives, all the snowman dance and feel alive.
If you follow in their tracks, you will find little droppings from their cracks.
Round and white so sweet and light
Eat one eat two and have sweet dreams tonight!

[kathynruss]

Quote:

Originally Posted by mishy

Heres are a couple different poems

Heard you've been naughty so here's the scoop
all you get for Christmas is snowman poop

Thank you, Mishy. This one is the one I remember because it's only two lines.

[jeanstamping2]

Heard you've been
"Naughty" so
here's the scoop
all you get is
"Snowman Poop"!

This from the one I have been making.......

[PH in VA]

In my former life as a Longaberger consultant, I used to give away stuff like this at my holiday Open House. I had a few rather straightlaced customers who would have been offended by the "poop", so I used a different version:

Snowflakes from Heaven, as white as can be,
Can build a snowman for all to see.
He's cute and cuddly and full of good wishes.
He wants to give you a bunch of his kisses!

[cindyklatt]

AW... these are fun! My four kiddos will love the poopy ones and the kisses too! Thanks for the great ideas!!!

[deelite]

Ohhhhhhhhhh yes these are great TFS

[Vivitrigue]

Forums at Splitcoaststampers

[SkisInOkinawa]

Thanks for sharing!!

[auntie65]

You can also use raisinettes and change it to reindeer poop. Kids love the look of that one.