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I don't know what to put with the jocky undwear stamp except for thanks for support. I also have the mother I told you (pointing a finger), can't think of a thing for this one. Chairful day is getting old with this cow chair and the beautiful cow that looks like she is a red hatter, I am lost for any words for this one besides the usual moo saying. I have another with stacked farm animals that could be used for a baby or something else that I don't know of. I did do a search but didn't find much.
I know you girls are very clever and humor is what I am looking for. Any ideas?
I am hoping I can upload the atttachment I scanned to see the stamps but don't know how on this forum. Drag and drop didn't work.
These are great images. I'm going to think on it some for you. How about for the undies "Just a brief note"?
For the mom, I could think of a good birthday card that said something like "Happy Birthday" on the outside and on the inside "Do something your mother would disapprove of."
If you are interested in am image swap, let me know!
I am warming up now! I am not sure if this would translate across the atlantic but in England we use the word pants for jockey shorts or even ladies undies. It is also used as a term for (how do I say this politely?!) well...crappy!
So for this one I have 2 ideas - A good luck type card saying,
"Hope your day is'nt pants!"
Or it would make a great anniversary card from one partner to or from another, male or female, saying
"To/from the one who wears the pants!"
Obviously with this one, the recipient would need to have a sense of humour!
Again, apologies if these ideas are totally useless! x Alison
I am warming up now! I am not sure if this would translate across the atlantic but in England we use the word pants for jockey shorts or even ladies undies. It is also used as a term for (how do I say this politely?!) well...crappy!
So for this one I have 2 ideas - A good luck type card saying,
"Hope your day is'nt pants!"
Or it would make a great anniversary card from one partner to or from another, male or female, saying
"To/from the one who wears the pants!"
Obviously with this one, the recipient would need to have a sense of humour!
Again, apologies if these ideas are totally useless! x Alison
I am warming up now! I am not sure if this would translate across the atlantic but in England we use the word pants for jockey shorts or even ladies undies. It is also used as a term for (how do I say this politely?!) well...crappy!
So for this one I have 2 ideas - A good luck type card saying,
"Hope your day is'nt pants!"
Or it would make a great anniversary card from one partner to or from another, male or female, saying
"To/from the one who wears the pants!"
Obviously with this one, the recipient would need to have a sense of humour!
Again, apologies if these ideas are totally useless! x Alison
For the animal stack, you could draw little speech bubbles...
from the cow: What's moo? or Cow's it going? etc.
from the pig: Hogs and kisses to you
from the sheep: For ewe (thank ewe, etc.)
from the chicken: just chickin' in or Have an eggcelent day/eggspecially for you or any pun with "egg"
For the disapproving woman, my mind goes to the gutter...
so skip the rest of this post if you don't like gutter stuff...
"Naughty! Go to our room now and bleep"
"Shame! Time for a spanking!"
Sorry. Of course you could only use these for a card to a significant other who likes that kind of stuff.
A few are a little on the twisted/dirty side but how about for the underwear...
"I'll Keep This Brief"
"Put on your big boy pants and deal with it"
"I'll show you mine if you show me yours"
"How's your brain doing in there?"
"Hanging Loose?"
"Fruiter than Froot of the Loom"
"In case of a car accident...may you always be wearing clean undies!"
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These are great images. I'm going to think on it some for you. How about for the undies "Just a brief note"?
For the mom, I could think of a good birthday card that said something like "Happy Birthday" on the outside and on the inside "Do something your mother would disapprove of."
If you are interested in am image swap, let me know!
Oh, sooooo cute!!!!
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You girls are so clever and humorous. I am loving every one of your posts.
Keep them coming if you think of any more. This will keep me busy for a while.
Thanks you
Ev