coffee sayings

[cropnjill]

I am sure this is posted somewhere, but so exhausted after the holidays, I must have skipped it.
Does anyone have some cute sayings for 'coffee".
Thank you from a pooped out elf!
Jill

[angelinoregon]

subbing. i have lots of coffee stamps and would like to start using them this year. just need some fun sentiments besides "love you a latte". ;)

[buggainok]

Here is a coffee card I made:

I Don't Do Mornings Until I've Had My Coffee by buggainok - Cards and Paper Crafts at Splitcoaststampers

[sempermom]

i've bean missing you
a little something to perk you up
what's perkin?
how have you bean?
thanks a latte'
miss you a latte'

[cerridwen3301]

with enough caffeine ANYTHING is possible

[cobby]

"behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee" ( from Verve set ).

" I don't have problem with caffeine, I have problem without it". ( from Skipping Stones )

"(coffee).....they should just call it crack" ( Skipping Stones )

"instant human, just add coffee" ( skipping stones )

[MM2002]

I have seen:
Instant human, just add coffee
A morning without coffee... is like sleep
I don't have a problem with caffien.. I have a problem without it!
Coffee isn't a drug.. it's a necessity.

I will be watching this thread. I'm about to get a coffee stamp set next time I put in my SU order!

God bless!

[thebiscuitscraps]

For Christmas: "May visions of coffee beans dance in you head."

Coffee Diva

Must have coffee...

Bean there, done that.

This cup is responsible for my personality!

Three course breakfast. Coffee - Cream - Sugar

Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems.

(stamp a mad cat on front) "Before my morning coffee, I might as well be a dog."

Coffee...you can sleep when you are dead.

Life is too short for bad coffee.

Coffee...is the planet shaking or is it just me!

Peace, LOVE, Coffee (or should that be...COFFEE, Peace, Love)

Will work for latte.

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.

Some things are just better RICH: Coffee, Chocolate, Men

Coffee makes all things possible.


Now...I'm going in the kitchen for a cup of coffee with all this coffee typing!! LOL

[whitepuppy mammaw]

subbing to this. I stopped using my coffee stamps because I am tired of the same ole saying. these are great! tfs

[buggainok]

These are all just great! I'm copying all these to my sentiments folder on my computer. Thanks for such clever ones.

[Lorri.V.]

You haven't had enough caffine until you can thread the needle with the sewing machine going.

[MM2002]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lorri.V.

You haven't had enough caffine until you can thread the needle with the sewing machine going.

All of these are awesome..but this one especially!!!

I'm totally going to save these to my computer for future use!!!

[maryrose]

Here's one of my favorite coffee sentiments:

CC302: Red, White, and Black Coffee by maryrose - Cards and Paper Crafts at Splitcoaststampers

[jutta]

Wish I had something to add! I'm enjoying reading what you're coming up with.

Jutta

[maryrose]

Here's another favorite:

CAS89: He Brews by maryrose - Cards and Paper Crafts at Splitcoaststampers

[Ted]

Subbing.

[terry serman]

Java Great Day!
Hope your bday is good til the last day
Java great time on your birthday
It's your birthday...make it a grande day!
Have a latte fun on your birthday
and my favorite: SC251 Latte Anyone by terry serman - Cards and Paper Crafts at Splitcoaststampers
"I'll have a double mocha,vodka,vicodin LATTE please."

[cropnjill]

Here are some I found:

I'm having an 'out-of-coffee" experience.
My coffee is so strong, it wakes the neighbors.
"Caffeinated", for your own protection!
Coffee is like a kick in the attitude.
Coffee should be hot as hell, and sweet like an angel!
Coffee, chocolate, men, some things are best rich!
Death before decaf.
www.musthavecaffeine@alltimes
sleep is a poor substitute for caffeine
without coffee, I have no personality at all.
I hate coffee, it keeps me awake at work.
Latte is french for, "you paid too much for your coffee".
Sending you a special blend of hugs and kisses, OR thoughts and wishes.

Enjoy,
Jill

[pigtail1]

coffee...it's a food group!!

drink coffee...do stupid things faster...with more energy!

Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation

Decaf? No, it's dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream

Caffeine isn't a drug...it's a vitamin!

Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish

My blood type is Folgers

Given enough coffee, I could rule the world

[2CuteCats]

One I used in a card once is: coffee...the gasoline of life. It is in my gallery. ;)

I also have a stamp that says: There is too much blood in my caffeine system!

[princessdi69]

Like others I love my coffee... I know some of the following sayings have mentioned before sorry for the duplicates. I'm copying from a file I have.

All the coffee in Colombia won't make me a morning person.
Amazing what caffeine and no sense of self-preservation can do.
Be nice to me. I haven't had my coffee yet!
Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.
Better Latte then Never
Coffee has it's perks.
Coffee is the same old grind.
Coffee wicks calories away from dunked donuts.
Death before Decaf!
Decaff: Use it to sober up after drinking non-alcoholic beer!
Decaffeinated coffee? What's the point of THAT!?
Do not drink coffee in the morning or it will keep you awake until noon.
Don't criticize the coffee, you may be old and weak someday yourself.
Drink coffee. Do stupid things faster with more energy!
Drink your coffee! Poor people in India are sleeping!
Expresso yourself
Give me coffee and no one gets hurt.
I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine!
I drink coffee for your protection.
I eat coffee straight from the can. Why dilute it?
I found my perfect man: Mr. Coffee.
I hate coffee - it keeps me awake at work!
I'd stop drinking coffee, but I'm no quitter.
If it weren't for caffeine I'd have no personality whatsoever.
If you can thread a sewing machine while it's running you've had TOO much coffee!
Instant human - just add coffee
Is there life before coffee??
Java Junkie!
Java nice day.
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Life is easier with good coffee and a true friend.
Life's too short for bad coffee.
Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a Danish.
A morning without coffee is like sleep.
My blood type is coffee.
Never stand between me and my coffee.
No Questions Please...I haven't had my second cup of coffee yet!
On the eighth day God created coffee!
Oxymoron: Decaffeinated coffee
Sleep is a poor substitute for coffee.
Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
Some call it coffee, but to me it's a support group.
Take time to smell the coffee.
Take two cups and call me in the middle of the night!
Thanks a Latte
There has never been a better office communication system than the coffee break!
Ultimate office automation: Networked coffee machines!
Wake up and smell the coffee.
Where's my coffee? I could be unstoppable if I could just get started!
With enough coffee, anything is possible.

[thebiscuitscraps]

This is everything from above, in alpha order:

"Caffeinated", for your own protection!
Don't criticize the coffee, you may be old and weak someday yourself.
A little something to perk you up
A morning without coffee... is like sleep
All the coffee in Colombia won't make me a morning person.
Amazing what caffeine and no sense of self-preservation can do.
Be nice to me. I haven't had my coffee yet!
Bean there, done that.
Before my morning coffee, I might as well be a dog. (stamp a mad cat on front)
Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.
Better Latte then Never
Caffeine isn't a drug...it's a vitamin!
Coffee Diva
Coffee has it's perks.
Coffee is like a kick in the attitude.
Coffee is the same old grind.
Coffee isn't a drug.. it's a necessity.
Coffee makes all things possible.
Coffee should be hot as hell, and sweet like an angel!
Coffee wicks calories away from dunked donuts.
Coffee, chocolate, men, some things are best rich!
Coffee...is the planet shaking or is it just me!
coffee...it's a food group!!
coffee...the gasoline of life.
Coffee...you can sleep when you are dead.
Death before Decaf!
Decaf? No, it's dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream
Decaff: Use it to sober up after drinking non-alcoholic beer!
Decaffeinated coffee? What's the point of THAT!?
Do not drink coffee in the morning or it will keep you awake until noon
Drink coffee. Do stupid things faster with more energy!
DRINK COFFEE: Do useless things faster and with more energy!
Drink your coffee! Poor people in India are sleeping!
Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems.
Expresso yourself
Give me coffee and no one gets hurt.
Given enough coffee, I could rule the world
Have a latte fun on your birthday
Hope your bday is good til the last day
How have you bean?
I don�t do mornings�until I�ve had my coffee.
I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine!
I don't have a problem with caffiene.. I have a problem without it!
I drink coffee for your protection.
I eat coffee straight from the can. Why dilute it?
I found my perfect man: Mr. Coffee.
I hate coffee - it keeps me awake at work!
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
I'd stop drinking coffee, but I'm no quitter.
If it weren't for caffeine I'd have no personality whatsoever.
If you can thread a sewing machine while it's running you've had TOO much coffee!
I'm having an 'out-of-coffee" experience.
Instant human - just add coffee
Is there life before coffee??
It's your birthday...make it a grande day!
I've bean missing you
Java Great Day!
Java great time on your birthday
Java Junkie!
Java nice day.
Latte is french for, "you paid too much for your coffee".
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something
Life is easier with good coffee and a true friend.
Life is too short for bad coffee.
Love you a latte
Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish
May visions of coffee beans dance in you head.
Miss you a latte'
Must have coffee...
My blood type is coffee.
My blood type is Folgers (or Starbucks�or whatever you drink)
My coffee is so strong, it wakes the neighbors.
Never stand between me and my coffee.
No Questions Please...I haven't had my second cup of coffee yet!
On the eighth day God created coffee!
Oxymoron: Decaffeinated coffee
Peace, LOVE, Coffee (or should that be...COFFEE, Peace, Love)
sleep is a poor substitute for caffeine
Sleep is a poor substitute for coffee.
Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation
Some call it coffee, but to me it's a support group.
Some things are just better RICH: Coffee, Chocolate, Men
Take time to smell the coffee.
Take two cups and call me in the middle of the night!
Thanks a Latte
There has never been a better office communication system than the coffee break!
There is too much blood in my caffeine system!
This cup is responsible for my personality!
Three course breakfast. Coffee - Cream � Sugar
Ultimate office automation: Networked coffee machines!
Wake up and smell the coffee.
What's perkin?
Where's my coffee? I could be unstoppable if I could just get started!
which will last until the coffee is cold.
Will work for latte.
with enough caffeine ANYTHING is possible
With enough coffee, anything is possible.
without coffee, I have no personality at all.
Women aren�t supposed to make the coffee, the Bible says �Hebrews�.
www.musthavecaffeine@alltimes
You haven't had enough caffine until you can thread the needle with the sewing machine going.

[craftymomto2]

These are all GREAT!! Thanks to the OP for asking this important question as I have a coffee stamp set that needs some love!!

[wendella247]

Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee.

Retirement is one great big giant coffee break.

[BluDragon]

Oh wow great thread!!

Saw this on a mug "I love you more than coffee but not always before coffee"

[GWTW Junkie]

These are awesome. I have a coffee theme kitchen. Here's my pinboard of coffee sayings: Coffeeaholic on Pinterest

[Ldumont999]

How could I have missed this thread? Coffee & Chocolate - the breath of life. LOL Loved every post. THANK YOU! Check out my tag line - wrote books about both chocolate and coffee.

[gothchic]

Bean me up!
Brew and they will come.
Coffee: hot water with attitude!
Decaf is for sissies!
Don't criticize the coffee- You may be old and weak someday.
Espresso Yourself
Handstamped under the influence of caffeine.
I'm having an out-of-coffee experience.
Instant human just add coffee
Is there life before coffee?
I take life one cappuccino at a time!!
I went to a furniture store to get a decaf coffee table. They couldn't help me.
Just say no to decaf
Life is too short to drink bad coffee.
Not until I had my coffee!
On the eighth day God created coffee.
Perk Up!
Sleep is a poor substitute for caffeine.
There's too much blood in my caffeine.

Barb

[maryrose]

I love how these old threads get resurrected!

I clicked on this one this morning, thinking this was a new topic...scrolled through and found my own avatar! LOL!

This thread has so many great sayings. I may need to print them out one day!

[SkyNacho]

Quote:

Originally Posted by maryrose

I love how these old threads get resurrected!

Ha! I was just thinking how I find that annoying. Maybe not so much strictly informational threads, but ones where the OP has asked a really specific question. Something like "help! I can't get my SU inkpad to close!" Because honestly, if the thread is from five years ago, I am PRETTY sure that pad is closed or trashed.

[maryrose]

Quote:

Originally Posted by SkyNacho

Ha! I was just thinking how I find that annoying. Maybe not so much strictly informational threads, but ones where the OP has asked a really specific question. Something like "help! I can't get my SU inkpad to close!" Because honestly, if the thread is from five years ago, I am PRETTY sure that pad is closed or trashed.

That IS funny!

I find that it is best to use the "search forum" function, because more than likely, someone has had the same problem or thought in the past.

Some of these threads are like a stamper reunion. They're filled with the ghosts of SCS past. It always makes me wonder "Where are they now?"

[Jadiebird]

Riley stamps has some cute coffee sayings:

Coffee keeps me busy until it is acceptable to drink wine.

Why yes I am drinking coffee at 3 o'clock in the afternoon. It is 7 am somewhere!

I'll have a cafe-mocha-vodka-valium to go, please.

Pilates? Oh, heavens no. I thought you said "pie and lattes."

On the bright side, my coffee will never get cold in hell.

[Podunk Princess]

I've got a stamp that says:

I like my men the way I like my coffee...
ground up and in the freezer! :p

[tropicalsmiles]

lol those are some great sayings... I will have to post a few in my caffeinated swap

[snowcountry311]

I've never tasted coffee. can't get past the smell. ICK
but on pinterest I saw

mover over coffee
this is a job for alcohol.

I swap "twisted"cards with some stamping friends.this will be my next one

[rubberstampjunkie]

I'm looking fir the MFG of this rubber stamp "I'll have a double mocha, vodka, Vicodin LATTE please"

[cobby]

Rubberstampjunkie: I found a similar stamp at crackerboxstamps.com.
Theirs says, "I'll have a cafe mocha vodka Valium latte to go please"

Search under their Food and Drink category :-D

[canada goose]

Here are two more

What's Brewing

How've you Bean

[Ldumont999]

Quote:

Originally Posted by rubberstampjunkie

I'm looking fir the MFG of this rubber stamp "I'll have a double mocha, vodka, Vicodin LATTE please"

This is made by Art Impressions stamps. https://www.artimpressions.com/shop/giraffe-set-4190/

[Ldumont999]

Some of my favs:

• A coffee a day, keeps the grumpy away.
• Coffee is my must-have accessory.
• If coffee can't fix it, it's a serious problem.
• The only two certainties in life are:
  • that I'm going to get a coffee
  • and that I'm going to drink that coffee.
• Coffee makes everything okayer.
• I call it coffee, but the truth is, it's a hot cup of fresh brewed tolerance. Now, bring on the nonsense.
• Coffee: Magic Smile Juice
• Coffee is the duct tape of the mind.
• Coffee gets me started... God keeps me going.
• Don't ever let anyone tell you that fairy tales aren't real. I drink a potion made from magic beans every day, and it brings me back to life.
• Today's plan: Drink Coffee & Be Awesome
• May your cup be full of coffee, your day be full of beauty, and your heart be full of gratitude.
• Coffee Table? Pshh... Those are for people that actually put their coffee down.
• Coffee - for when your brain needs a hug ♥
• Afternoon forecast: 99% chance of coffee
• You say you're a coffee lover, but until you've tried to suck the spilled coffee off your shirt, we're just not on the same level.
• I drink coffee because without it, I'm basically a 2 year old whose blankie is in the washer.
• Yes, I could start my day without coffee. But I like being able to remember things like how to say worlds and put on pants.