Well, I have had to don my apron in response to this card, as you see see, I kin barley hang onto my britches! Now for a note about the most recent happenings in Jammer Town, as it relates to Stampin'.
Faux cleaning, is an acquired skill at best. However, it is a requirement for those who are blessed enough to live in Jammer Town.
Let's see...you will need a list of supplies-
1.Febreze, one can never have too much of this fine product. It ushers in the illusion of “clean” and heightens the sensory factors that make you believe the Stamp Castle is truly clean. If you run out of Febreze, for goodness sakes, keep a spare lil green tree, (auto refresher) as backup! Or, at least leave a candle burning somewhere, or put a nice roast in the crock pot. You know that smells good, and you have to cook an actual meal at least twice a week in order to have leftovers on the other Stampin' Days.
2.Swiffer, another gem of an item, because you can actually “clean” if you keep one of these lil beauties in your back jammer pocket and pretend to clean as you move from your paper stash to your coffee maker.
3.Leave a note on your vacuum in the hallway, saying the repairman has been called. That is good for at least two weeks, and you can mutter about what a slacker that guy is anyhow.
4.And if you have wood floors, and cats (and I do) here's is a priceless tip. Instead of using the Non-Stamper method of keeping these floors all shiny and new, get out that laser light, and get those cats haulin'! (You can do this from your stamp table....) Lol, when they chase the light, they always wipe out, a little, and voila, they take the dust with them! And, if your cats are not all that good at jumping, have visitors remove eye glasses, so the cob webs are not as visible. If you do not have dusting critters at home, you can always wear your big fuzzy bunny slippers and drag your feet between cards.
5.If all else fails, just tell people you are getting ready to have a yard sale, and oh-my-goodness, look at all the junk we are getting rid of!
Thanks for looking. Now stamp somethin' purdy!
Note: And, btw... it is perfectly “legal” in Jammer Town to have your sewing machine as a permanent fixture on your dining room table, and eat cereal or sandwiches for dinner (on the couch, of course!) SO there!
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