Well, I have had to don my apron in response to this card, as you see see, I kin barley hang onto my britches! Now for a note about the most recent happenings in Jammer Town, as it relates to Stampin'.
Faux cleaning, is an acquired skill at best. However, it is a requirement for those who are blessed enough to live in Jammer Town.
Let's see...you will need a list of supplies-
1.Febreze, one can never have too much of this fine product. It ushers in the illusion of “clean” and heightens the sensory factors that make you believe the Stamp Castle is truly clean. If you run out of Febreze, for goodness sakes, keep a spare lil green tree, (auto refresher) as backup! Or, at least leave a candle burning somewhere, or put a nice roast in the crock pot. You know that smells good, and you have to cook an actual meal at least twice a week in order to have leftovers on the other Stampin' Days.
2.Swiffer, another gem of an item, because you can actually “clean” if you keep one of these lil beauties in your back jammer pocket and pretend to clean as you move from your paper stash to your coffee maker.
3.Leave a note on your vacuum in the hallway, saying the repairman has been called. That is good for at least two weeks, and you can mutter about what a slacker that guy is anyhow.
4.And if you have wood floors, and cats (and I do) here's is a priceless tip. Instead of using the Non-Stamper method of keeping these floors all shiny and new, get out that laser light, and get those cats haulin'! (You can do this from your stamp table....) Lol, when they chase the light, they always wipe out, a little, and voila, they take the dust with them! And, if your cats are not all that good at jumping, have visitors remove eye glasses, so the cob webs are not as visible. If you do not have dusting critters at home, you can always wear your big fuzzy bunny slippers and drag your feet between cards.
5.If all else fails, just tell people you are getting ready to have a yard sale, and oh-my-goodness, look at all the junk we are getting rid of!
Thanks for looking. Now stamp somethin' purdy!
Note: And, btw... it is perfectly “legal” in Jammer Town to have your sewing machine as a permanent fixture on your dining room table, and eat cereal or sandwiches for dinner (on the couch, of course!) SO there!
Date: Sunday, September 2, 2012 GMT Views: 2563
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Registered: June 2, 2008 Location: Newnan, Georgia Posts: 5
Wed, Sep 05, 2012 @ 10:34 AM
This is hilarious! My favorite cleaning tip is not to put your contacts in before you shower. This way you can convince yourself that it's not time to clean the bathroom yet!
Registered: October 21, 2010 Location: in the okanagan in b.c. canada Posts: 13012
Sat, Sep 08, 2012 @ 10:15 PM
lolol....adn I thought the last Jammer card was funny....Man i think you should create a stampin book of tips in Jammer town....actually the broken down vaccuum was truthful for me but unfortunately hubby reminded me of the back up one we have downstairs...cheeky fella....lol.....and then went and fixed our newer one....one downside of having a super handy man at home...lolol
Love how you cased this and its nice simple style. so fun, and love the soft blues and dps...TFS...LYMI
------------------------------ We as people are raindrops of colorful ink , falling down Crisp and Clear, each a different shade more vibrant then the last, but once we realize at the bottom of an endless abyss we all fall into the same inkpot forming one color, only then can we come together as one My son.
Registered: May 31, 2009 Location: East Tennessee enjoying the mountain views Posts: 32997
Thu, Sep 20, 2012 @ 4:53 AM
too funny, love the description Pat, and thank for all the advice... I could use it..... I needed the chuckle this morning and of course your sweet comment....thank you for that... life is getting in the way of my stamping these days, but I hope to get time during HYCCT. Love all the paper piecing...those fuzzy slippers rock.. hugs