Oh, I was so reluctant to upload this card from Mutnik, aka Russian Satellite Sistah, Nutmeg, and a myriad of other names. Whatever. Nutmeg answers to all!
Anyway, getting back to this card. For some unknown reason, our resident artist found herself inside an actual card store. Can you believe that? And for another unknown reason, she was immediately drawn to this card. She has a decidely different sense of humor than most. I guess this card reminded her of me. How, I have no idea.
But, here it is: This is the card that started it all.
This is Part I of Part II. You see, her little rescued Rosco is a trained search dog. Apparently, Ms Russian Satellite's efforts to retrain Rosco to search out valuables has failed miserably.
Yes it appears, and has been subsequently reported by the AP and printed in the Sacramento Bee, our little Ms Russian Satellite Sistah was definitely unable to retrain poor Rosco.
His main job on earth it seems is first: pleasing his famly on a part time basis, and the other is to seek out clothes-less females. This card is actually a reproduction of Rosco's newspaper photo. See what I mean?
Not only did our precious resident artist send me this hilarious, but true, card to me, but she even managed to send me a drawing of Rosco as a peeping Tom. Oh, I've tried so hard to project myself as a sometimes sophisticated and urbane professional, only to be the recepient of such atrocities.
You're the best girl. I dont know where you rank but I have to guess it's right up there somewhere amongst the greatest ever.
I definitely had a few too many laughs and giggles over this one while I was trying to comfort myself with a few too many of you know whats.
Huge Hugs
Anne
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Registered: May 31, 2008 Location: Seattle Posts: 14509
Wed, Sep 30, 2009 @ 3:48 PM
I laughed out loud at the title, then more as I read your description, Anne! Great sto-bought card from Mutnik!
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Registered: March 11, 2008 Location: Sacramento, California Posts: 39766
Wed, Sep 30, 2009 @ 4:29 PM
Forgot to tell them that when I saw this in the store I laughed out loud so I just had to buy it! You put such a great story together here. I don't know where you get all your information. Poor Rosco dog, he truly is a search dog only for food! Remember the case of the missing steaks? If you keep up with these great stories, I'll have to keep sending you cards for the visual. Okay? .....glad you liked my story bought card. It cracked me up as I thought of you! hehe TFS :0)
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Registered: May 18, 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 24623
Wed, Sep 30, 2009 @ 5:24 PM
Wait a minute, does this mean Roscoe has seen you naked????? Poor, poor Roscoe, he decided to peep into the wrong window I think. But me thinks this is a totally outrageous card Mutnik. I can't get over that dog with the sentiment. Maybe, he could take a peep at Debzi's mouth - that ought to do him in!!!! LOL!!! So FUN!!! TFS!!
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Registered: January 29, 2006 Location: Mount Forest,Ontario Canada Posts: 11610
Wed, Sep 30, 2009 @ 7:08 PM
Well, who could resist coming in for a peek at this--very intriguing!! The things that occupy our days!!! What fun to find them and how much fun to send them to someone who'll soooooo enjoy them!!!! Thanks for sharing some of your "personal" info--it takes a very secure person...what with peeping toms and Russian satellite spies and who-knows-what else!!!
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Registered: February 12, 2007 Location: Aurora, Colorado Posts: 13642
Wed, Sep 30, 2009 @ 9:01 PM
Ok, so who is the person in your avatar. This lady looks sophisticated and intelligent....thus the stories you can tell...but where is she hiding the buck teeth. Me thinks you should update your avatar to the blond version so we can be ever so watchful. By the way....remember...it was my idea for the book to be written and the illustrations to be by my sister. Start soon....I need the money!!! You two would make a great book for sure. We could also add some input from fruitcake and debzi333.
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Registered: June 10, 2007 Location: BC Posts: 44872
Thu, Oct 01, 2009 @ 3:49 AM
Bwhahahahahahhaahhaa- you - urbane and sophisticated - and a professional!!!!! Oh how self deluded you are, dear friend!!!! How kind of our friend Mutnik to send you this lovely store bought card........... so Rosco saw you naked did he??? I guess he's still sedated and in shock................
Registered: October 6, 2007 Location: Ohio Posts: 17001
Thu, Oct 01, 2009 @ 5:31 AM
OMG ANNE this is a HOOT and a half.....You crack me up and this is just too much fun!!!! Thanks for the giggle this morning I needed it Another fun card would be sorry my dog ate your card...LOL!!! BAHHAAAA Love your card girl!!!
Registered: March 5, 2007 Location: Coatesville, Pennsylvania Posts: 44975
Thu, Oct 01, 2009 @ 7:27 AM
I, for one, Dahling, do believe that you are sophisticated and urbane!!!! How could one think otherwise? Hmph! I tell you, how anyone could think less of you is beyond me!!!! Just one look at your avatar proves your stylish and sophisticated upbringing! You would NEVER let Rosco see you naked! What is Mutnik thinking? Heehee!
Oh, I absolutely love the the look on this doggie's face! What a darling card!
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