Will you just look at this card! I cannot understand how one stamper can have this much creativity. It's unbelieveable and it's totally unfair!
Mutnik, aka Russian Satellite Sister, aka Nutmeg, is our resident gallery artist as evidenced by this amazing hand drawn card. Yup, it's hand drawn alright.
It's fairly apparent that, as a Russian Satellite Sister, she has cooperated fully with the Russian government. You ask how? Let me begin to tell you the truth:
Nutmeg's dog had been trained in highly sophisticated KGB search methodologies. Unfortunately, after Nutmeg rescued Rosco, she learned the reason why he was termed useless by his KBG masters. Her plan was to rescue Rosco and make him a part time member of her family. According to Nutmeg, his other part time responsibility was to raid the neighborhood. Inevitablly, her plan failed. It turned out Rosco favored the young neighborhood ladies instead, and not necessarily of the canine species either. Night after night, Nutmeg taught him to jump those 8' california fences in search of painting supplies. The poor guy, though, ending up searching for naked females instead. The cops were called more than once when this guy was on the prowl. Apparently he was almost always found lurking in the windows of a few certain Citrust Heights' residents. If you dont believe this story, please reference the Sacramento Bee's newspaper on 11/12/07. There, you'll see his photo, his mother's photo (that be Nutmeg herself) and his unsuspecting female victim. I cant bring myself to give you all the lurid details, but if you read this article, you'll quickly realize Nutmeg's a drawer by day and a retriever by night. You need to read this article to learn exactly what's been going on since Rosco arrived. It's not pretty!
Suffice it to say, each and every one of your cards are the absolute highlights of my day, Russian Satellite Sistah! You never fail to bring huge laughs and huge buck teeth smiles to this weary face. You're just one amazing person in so many ways, Nutmeg. You be the best of the bestest for sure.
Thanks for looking at one of Nutmeg's creations. Please take a moment to leave her a well deserved comment for sending this to me and not to the other half of the russian satellite sistahs; the older one!
Thanks for leaving Nutmeg a comment!
Date: Wednesday, September 30, 2009 GMT Views: 396
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Registered: May 31, 2008 Location: Seattle Posts: 14509
Wed, Sep 30, 2009 @ 3:45 PM
Anne, I just loved MutNut's card in her gallery and looks fabu in yours now! Isn't she sooooo talented? Your stories always make me laugh out loud!
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Registered: March 11, 2008 Location: Sacramento, California Posts: 39766
Wed, Sep 30, 2009 @ 4:34 PM
Another great story Anne. If you were to see Rosco dog IRL, you would realize he would never be able to jump an 8' fence. That's why we put peak holes for him to see out. At first I was afraid he might crawl through the hole, but since he has been searching....food...his chubby butt keeps him contained. Glad you liked my card which was inspired from the naked lady dog card. I had a blast making it. Thanks for the great story! RSS out. :0)
------------------------------ Cathy B aka: Mutnik ....or is it Nutmeg?! I get so confused!
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Registered: May 18, 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 24623
Wed, Sep 30, 2009 @ 5:21 PM
What a funny story Anne and what a GREAT creation by our Mutnik! Tell me this wasn't completely hand-drawn!!! I can't draw at all and admire when someone can. This is such a fabulous card and I LOVE the title you gave it Anne, Peeping Tom!! What a real piece of art you have in your hands Mrs. RYAN!!! TFS! Great job Mutnik!
------------------------------ Pam Co-Founder of The Punchkateerz! Fan Club Member FS149, QFTD44
Registered: February 16, 2004 Location: Western Suburbs of Chicago Posts: 30966
Wed, Sep 30, 2009 @ 6:00 PM
So, you are strawberry blonde and you have buck teeth? Hmmmm Well, I guess appearances do not matter- you are so talented and you make up stories that any Irish blooded woman loves to read! TFS
Registered: February 12, 2007 Location: Aurora, Colorado Posts: 13642
Wed, Sep 30, 2009 @ 8:50 PM
So it looks like blondie is up to no good once again. I laughed out loud when I read about Rosco jumping an eight food fence....too funny. I am so glad you received this card and the other one too....we would have missed out on another best seller from bucktooth Annie Jo. Boy the descriptions keep getting better. Oh to be able to draw.....
hugs from RSS the older one
------------------------------ Connie Jo / Sputnik / RSS / Con-Air
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Registered: June 10, 2007 Location: BC Posts: 44872
Thu, Oct 01, 2009 @ 3:45 AM
You are beginning to sound just a wee bit too much like me, what with the spy talk and Russians etc............ next think you know, you'll be Captain Canada, and I think we all know who that title currently belongs too.
It's a gorgeous card - but upon first glance - I thought it was Daisy catching me unawares.........
Registered: February 24, 2008 Location: MN Posts: 11427
Thu, Oct 01, 2009 @ 6:46 AM
Blonde and buck teeth!!!!! I think the description of you is better then the story...not saying the story isen't any good, cauze you xcell (is that a word) in telling stories. hehe
and Mutnik's card is so awesome..to be able to draw like that and not having to find a certain stamp or image..I'd be in 7th heaven
Registered: March 5, 2007 Location: Coatesville, Pennsylvania Posts: 44975
Thu, Oct 01, 2009 @ 7:31 AM
Tell me, Why is Mutnik cleaning pools and not drawing for a living! She has such wonderful talent! This card is just super! I love Roscoe's face and the whole scene is superb! Cute card, Mutnik! Lucky you, Anne, to have received it!
------------------------------ Lesley Proud Fan Club and RAK Member He is the GOD of the Impossible!!!! Kookzi the Rookzie Punchkateer It is by the grace of God that we take our next breath.
Registered: October 18, 2008 Location: Arizona-It's a DRY heat! Posts: 4510
Fri, Oct 02, 2009 @ 4:54 PM
OMGosh, Anne! I would so frame this and put it on my wall. What a wonderful piece of art you have here! Mutnik's talent continues to amaze me! Lucky, lucky you!
------------------------------ Anne
Live Well, Laugh Often, Love Much The early bird might get the worm, but I would rather sleep late and eat chocolate!