Welcome aboard all you teapartiers. This is Mudder's 99th tea'pot' party. This is a tea party and not the other kind of pot party. Please understand that, okay? Woot!
Mudder has spoken so we've got ourselves a mission, girlz, and we've got an image to uphold, so let's get this party on the train so to speak.
Our clandestine operation this week will be to get 42000 tea partiers to California by the 25th. We will be secretly surprising a fellow stamper's mom on her 75th birthday with our 75 cards.
Well, I'm here everyone. I know I look rather debonair with my frizzled high low do, but for goodness sakes, dont let my great looks interfere with getting the job done. In case you don't recognize who I am, let me tell you this: I'm Spock, a Star Wars afcionado, who just happens to be the right hand man of Ms. Brydella.I make things happen. My persona alone should suggest that I'm a man of persuasive skills.
Here's the plan everyone: I've called in some favors and have rented the world's fastest train made in China. It's registered speed is 236 mph! You cant beat that. So here's the deal. We are going to meet in Chicago this Thursday 7 am at the metro retro birdbraintrain station on Birddodo Circle At approximately 7:12 am Chicago time, we'll 'disembark' on a new train that just rolled off the rails this past Thursday, June 18. We will cover about 1600 miles to Nevada, yes I said Nevada. We'll hit the Reno airport in 6.5 hrs. Can you believe that? Yikes. I've arranged for an Obama luxury limo (cheap, cheap since he's all about taking from the rich and giving to the poor) to take us on the 1 hour trip to the san fernando valley. We'll bypass the AZ border all together, so we'll arrive to our 'deportation' hearing in less than 7.5 hours, well in advance of our anticipated 6/25 deadline! How easy was that.
I'm a take charge kinda guy and a real winner on so many levels ~ like arranging something way special just for you guys. Since our new government wants to take from the rich, we're gonna have him foot the bill for attending Archiver's grand opening. We'll have free rein on everything in the store. Yes, we do and not only that but I've reserved the back room to make all the cards we need to ensure we arrive to our 'deportation' with exactly 75 cards in hand. The sky's the limit shall I say. Hooray for the taxpayer! You gotta love those taxpayers!
Mission accomplished. see how easy that was.
I'm no birdbrain you know. I dont let no rain ruin my birdbrain train ride! I just do what I have to do to get Byrdella's job done. Only problem is you'll have to find your own cheap way home because the world's newest birdbraintrain has to be returned the same day. I'll be on that train, so give my regards to the birthday girl and save me a piece of cake while you're at it!
Reminder: you can send money in appreciation of my taking from the rich and giving to the poor
- that's you 42000 guys. It's clear my job here is done: I've successfully gotten everyone 'deported' and a cheap cheap mode of transportation to
California. You're on your own for the ride home though. Byrdella wouldnt give me the day off for the return trip so I'm not calling in any more favors to get all 42000 teapot partiers home. You're on your own from here.
Date: Monday, June 21, 2010 GMT Views: 932
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Registered: June 23, 2008 Location: da U.P. - Michigan's beautiful Upper Peninsula Posts: 14987
Mon, Jun 21, 2010 @ 11:07 PM
My goodness Ms. Ryan... you sure are a master story-teller. Love your suave and debonair PBG. Is that frizzled high-low the latest hairstyle in NC? It hasn't hit northern Michigan yet. Love the flood pants too... but you know what... any guy that arranges a stop at an Archiver's grand opening is number one in my book!
Cute, cute card Anne!
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Registered: February 18, 2010 Location: Stuck in the middle! Posts: 4680
Tue, Jun 22, 2010 @ 12:42 AM
Did you say we would stop at ARCHIVER's? I LOVE that store! We don't have one here where I live, but I do go to them in Denver and Salt Lake and anywhere else I happen to be and they are there too! Love your "goofy guy" card! Hey, kind of like the millionaire next door, right? As long as the job gets DONE! All of this accomplished and to think he was HIRED not ELECTED! Hmm...
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Oh, Anne, you are so full of fun Loved the story behind the card! Mr. PBG is the center of attention and well he should be after making all those arrangements. Great card!! tfs
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Tue, Jun 22, 2010 @ 4:23 AM
This is not my comment!
Dude.......its about time you showed up! We have a problem! The engineer for the ultra speedy China train just jumped outa the window! Yep, he had a look of sheer fright on his face and his assistant was mumbling something about his bird phobia! Yep, it seems that when he was three years old while putting together his toy train set (somewhat of a child prodigy) he watched Alfred Hitchcock's *The Birds* and well, need I say more? He's off an running, some say as fast as this train!
Can you drive.....or well engineer this train??? It couldn't be that hard!!! Its on tracks! Oh well, I know you will make it right, you always come through......
When I ignored 42,000 of my fellow birdies and ignored your *special look* and hired you, it was the best decision of my life! I know you know what we should do now!!! Snort!