HereÂ’s My StoryÂ….
Ruby was born with flat feet! She has Flat Feet and BoobyÂ’s, and her favorite things
Have polka dotsÂ…And Ruby LoveÂ’s her Brother Swoop, and Swoops favorite things are tea and snorkeling.
Those Crazy People Coming to pick us up are Late, I can hear them Singing off
In the DistanceÂ….John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith...oops Hee-Hee ( Now ThatÂ’s in the Story as well!!) IÂ’m so Happy I was given these New Green FLIPPERS, My feet
HavenÂ’t felt this good in years, and my Brother just LoveÂ’s His snorkel!!! HeÂ’s already
To go as soon as the glass bottom boat gets hereÂ….Oh Snap, I can hear them singing,
The party sounds so Fun, I can see the boat a cominÂ’, itÂ’s cominÂ’ around the bend, I havenÂ’t seen Swoop Swoop so happy Since, I don't know when? We are going to ride a
Galapogos gargantuous tortoises it keeps a-rollin' on down to where we will have tea!
I feel so daring, I wore my new sundress swim suit and have my yellow duckie just
For a fun swim laterÂ….Oh Nuts, I have to sit on my rubber tire, because my bottom
DoesnÂ’t like the hard chairs on the boat!!! Wow, are we ready for a cup of teaÂ…
Swoop, the boat is hereÂ….We will have FUN-FUN-FUN until they take my rubber duckie away Â…good day mate!!!!
Sure hope this is O.K., My First Teapot Tuesday Card.
The sayings are from the computer!
THANK YOU 4 STOPPING BY
Date: Saturday, March 20, 2010 GMT Views: 1077
Registered: February 12, 2007 Location: Aurora, Colorado Posts: 13651
Sat, Mar 20, 2010 @ 12:02 PM
This card is a laugh out loud riot!!!! I needed a smile today and you brought it BIG TIME. Cute image......awesome coloring.....lots of great little details and a crazy story....what's not to love. tfs.
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Registered: July 1, 2007 Location: small town near montreal, quebec Posts: 26715
Sat, Mar 20, 2010 @ 1:14 PM
Somebody please stop her!!! LOL LOL LOL
This is just the wackiest card and you know I'm all for wacky, thought I heard Johnny Cash in there somewhere. I do love that Ruby, sorry about her booby (lol). I found iron wires are the best. Who wants to pay $$$ for a lift anyway. Hard on the back though. LOL
Sooo brilliant, the story and the card Bertie! I can't seem to get enough of this one! Thanks for coming to the teapot party. I know you will just love it here, you fit right in if you know what I mean. Well, coming for the Queen Nut...
We keep recruting, but unlike the army this is not a dangerous place, it's nutty, but all fun. Thank you so much for sharing, I am still giggling at that daring swimsuit!!!
Registered: April 23, 2006 Location: Looking For Teapots! Posts: 59848
Sat, Mar 20, 2010 @ 1:40 PM
Rut Roh! I can definately see Ruby's boobies on this one! As a matter of fact, those boobies are sorta the same shape as her flat feet! Yikes!! Snort! Hey Bertie, Toadie, Galapogos Gargantuous Tortoise Riding Roadie, I am so happy you came to the teaparty! Yay!
Okay, now this has to be the *what am I gonna do with this card after the teaparty* winner of the week! The recipient will get this card and think.....hmm....Honey, do you get what the overall theme of this card is? Well, yah, sure I do, Teapot Tuesday you goofball! Snort!
The first thing I thought of after I read your fun awesome poem with all of the various little jungles thrown in was another famous little jingle having to do with your flippers.
Check it out here:
I knew when you came to the teaparty your card would rock! And it does! I love the penquin....the teapot.....the wackiness of of it and of course the star of the card, Ruby! Snort! Come on..I will show you how to nab the treats before any of the other teapottes get em!
Registered: April 19, 2006 Location: Under piles of craft stuff in New Zealand Posts: 4171
Sat, Mar 20, 2010 @ 1:51 PM
OH MY GOODNESS ---- this would have to be the funniest and bestest and most wowza card ever -- FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY .... this has sooooo much work in it .... wowowowowowowowza
This is so clever ... well done Bertie
Registered: May 15, 2005 Location: Arlington, Washington Posts: 30423
Sat, Mar 20, 2010 @ 1:58 PM
OMgosh! and here I thought I had just the right image for this teaparty. You win the gold star for sure...
this is over the top fantasticcreativeuniqueperfecthilariouskickinthepa nts card ever!
your coloring rocks~~~ the whole card rocks... I love it...
you know now, you have set the bar really high.. how ever are you going to top this winner.... hee...
can't wait to see ya next tuesday.
welcome to the wacky wonderful world of tea parties!
a blast every week.
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Registered: March 11, 2008 Location: Sacramento, California Posts: 39837
Sat, Mar 20, 2010 @ 2:15 PM
HEHEHEHEHE HAHAHAHAHAHA I sound like a donkey here. Bertie, this is your FIRST teapot card? Wow girl where have you been? This is LOL ROTFLMBO Quality!!!! Too stinkin cute. Love Ruby's outfit from top to bottom including her "life" ring. Love Swoop with his snorkel on. The teapot, perfect embellishment along with the bubbling fishies. I love what comes out of that head of yours girl. AND then you go and write just the best-ess story ever! I am in awe of your crazy creativity. LOVE THIS!!!! TFS :0)
------------------------------ Cathy B aka: Mutnik ....or is it Nutmeg?! I get so confused!
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Registered: June 23, 2008 Location: da U.P. - Michigan's beautiful Upper Peninsula Posts: 15098
Sat, Mar 20, 2010 @ 2:21 PM
Well, holy ol' Sea World! This is over the top FINtastic! Matter of fact, I give you five fins up on this hilarious creation! Love your coloring and all the added details. You really ROCKED the boat on your first teaparty! Welcome aboard.
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