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We've got a friend who's turning 30 & loves Snickers bars. I've got 30 of them in a cello bag & I'm looking for a cute little ditty to put with it. Any ideas?
I don't know if this is what you're looking for but I wrote you a little poem. (Disclaimer: I am over 30 and this is purely meant for a laugh. There is NOTHING wrong with being over 30, over 40, over 50 etc...)
Once a woman turns thirty
The men get less flirty.
It’s not fair, in fact it’s just wrong.
May as well eat these Snickers
You can now swap your knickers
to “Grannies” instead of a thong.