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Mother-in-law: How lucky we are, how fortunate we've been, that you are his mother, and also my friend
My family eats from the 3 basic food groups: Frozen, Canned and Take Out
You are all we hoped a son-in-law would be - A very special member of our family
Motherhood is not for wimps
If everything is coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane
At my age happy hour is naptime
Every problem has its price, but if you worry about it you pay double
My goal in life is to weigh what my driver's license says I do
Dad - A son's first hero, a daughter's first love
You know you're in trouble when you look like the picture on your driver's license
I never repeat gossip so listen carefully the first time
Money isn't everything but it sure keeps the children in touch
The secret to staying young is to find an age you really like and stick to it
Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy
I've been on a diet for two weeks and so far all I've lost is fourteen days
The opinions expressed by the husband of this house are not necessarily those of the management
Count your age by friends not years - Happy Birthday
Life is uncertain, eat dessert first
If this is the first day of the rest of my life, I'm in a lot of trouble
If God had meant us to be thin, He woulnd't have created chocolate
Good times with good friends make the best memories
Laugh and the world laughs with you, Snore and you sleep alone
I'm at the age when the grey-haired person I help across the street is my spouse
Just Say No - Laundry, Dusting, Vacuuming, Working, Housework, Cooking, Cleaning, Ironing
Over the Hill? I don't remember any hill
Never fight with a pig - You'll both get muddy and the pig will love it
I'd like to live life in the fast lane but I'm married to a speed bump
A husband is someone who takes out the trash and give the impression he just cleaned the whole house
If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap
Carrot cake counts as a serving of vegetables
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen
You know you're having a bad day when you feel like the morning after and you haven't been anywhere
Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have
Some people like to spend...others like to save...unfortunately they tend to marry each other
Women don't work as long and hard as men...they do it right the first time
Men make alll the important decisiions...Women decide what's important
Team Effort: A lot of people doing what I say
School days are the happiest days of your life, provided, of course, your kids are old enough to go
Give a man a fish and you can feed him for a day, teach a man to fish and you can get rid of him every weekend
The perfect man...he's quiet, he's sweet, and if he gives you any trouble you can just bite off his head (NOTE: With a stamped image of a gingerbread man)
I took the liberty to compile a Word list of all of these funny and clever sayings. I'm sure I'm gonna use one or the other very soon. StampinOma, thanks so much for sharing these!!!
__________________ ~Heike~
Mom to three, military SU demo overseas, hopeless SU addict
I took the liberty to compile a Word list of all of these funny and clever sayings. I'm sure I'm gonna use one or the other very soon. StampinOma, thanks so much for sharing these!!!
Thank you so much!!! I wasn't sure how to do this and later wished I would have tried so I could make it easier for everyone to read. I really appreciate you do this. I've got some poems that would be nice for Sympathy cards that I might try to post on a pdf for everyone.
Really all I did was to cut and paste everything from your posts into one Word document. I saved it to my hard drive and then attached it to a reply post. P.O.C.
Thanks to every one who compiled the clever sayings. My mind never seems to come up with anything clever to say in the cards or notes I send to my friends and family. They will think that I suddenly became very clever. LOL
Installment #2 of sayings
