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I haven't seen it on a rubberstamp but it's my favorite refrigerator magnet (of many ... can barely see the color of the fridge ... and we have no kids, just tend to collect magnets):
No woman ever shot a man while he was doing the dishes!
And another favorite (from the Lion Habitat at MGM Grand, Las Vegas) has a pic of a lion and it says ...
Here Human, Human, Human
And another favorite magnet:
"I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person."
May the light always find you on a dreary day.
When you need to be home, may you find a way.
May you always have courage to take a chance.
And never find frogs in your underpants.
- Stamp oasis -
This one's great when anyone's having surgery down under. :cool:
Saw this one in my LSS -- not sure who makes it (I'm paraphrasing a little b/c I can't remember exactly)
"You're my kind of person -- you should be ashamed of yourself."
These aren't rubber stamps, but t's I saw at the beach that had me rolling.....
"Raising children is a lot like being pecked to death by a chicken" (thought this would go great with the best of cluck set!!!)
"What happens at grandma's stays at grandma's"
Have a happy day!
__________________ Anjou My Gallery * My Blog - Dreaming in Color "Don't be afraid of the space between your dreams and reality. If you can dream it, you can make it so." - Belva Davis
OOPS!!! Don't know what happened there... here's the funny part:
He called her "sweetie" and "crumbcake" and "darling" and "baby" and all the things (& more) that she ever wanted to be called. By contrast, she called him "dumbhead." A classic case of opposites attracting.
I keep it on display on my desk just because it makes me smile!
My ALL time favorite and very fitting for me..................
Never pass up an opportunity to pee.
Yeah, especially at 11:59 on the night of a PaperTrey release!!! :rolleyes: **SPEW**
The most recent one that makes giggle isn't naughty at all, but so stinkin' cute. It's a Halloween one from Lockhart Stamp Co:
"Witchie, witchie, screamie, screamie, happy, happy, Halloweenie!" :mrgreen:
I like (and it went something like this)
"some days it's just not worth chewing through the restraints"
and I see this one at Michael's all the time but still haven't bought it, though i've been tempted:
Maybe the hokey pokey is what it's all about!
I saw one that said "you, old? don't make me laugh. You know what happens to old people when they laugh!"
I also like the one from the old SU set with the eskimo that said "thought you could use a little birthday cod"... very punny. Especially since I couldn't figure it out until I read it!
__________________ Kelley- Mom to 2 beautiful boys and a princess! My blog: returning from a deep sleep!
I like (and it went something like this)
"some days it's just not worth chewing through the restraints"
and I see this one at Michael's all the time but still haven't bought it, though i've been tempted:
Maybe the hokey pokey is what it's all about!
That restraint one is hilarious! I SO want to get the Hokey Pokey stamp. I've seen it for years & thought about it. I'd forgotten about that!
The 2nd one is the one I was thinking of. My dorky family still sings that song. This year we had JUST sung it to my dh on HIS birthday (4 days before mine), when a friend left me a message singing that version. She added, "So, when was the last time you heard that, like 3rd grade?" I laughed because we had just been singing it. I was telling my mom about the stamp & said, "It says .....(said the words)....you know the rest...." and she looked like she was waiting for the punch line. I had to tell her, "The stamp SAYS "you know the rest" " MOm, 'OH!" and laughed!
Great stamp from Seaside Stamping . . . "Sometimes I pee when I laugh". Gonna make a birthday card for my cousin with a little stamped tag in it for her. She'll love it!
Great stamp from Seaside Stamping . . . "Sometimes I pee when I laugh". Gonna make a birthday card for my cousin with a little stamped tag in it for her. She'll love it!
While you're there, browse through the LE stamps, some of their verse stamps are hilarious. I thought about adding them there, but there was just too many.
While you're there, browse through the LE stamps, some of their verse stamps are hilarious. I thought about adding them there, but there was just too many.
Enjoy!
Thanks sooo much. I will be ordering it today. I just placed an order with River City Rubberworks.
So much for coming to work today to make some extra cash $$$$$