AP alert: What started out innocently has ended up to be more major than first suspected, the Associated Press released this afternoon.
Apparently, at the Benevolent Society of the Aged's planned day trip went as scheduled, initially. One of it's oldest residents, Ms. Wanna B Detective had coordinated this long awaited excursion with tremendous excitement.
The Benevolent Society has a world reknown activities department, boasts its Executive Director, Peggy-Sue Stukky.
Many months ago, it seems, Wanna b detective aka Deborha Forbes, suggested an outing with her long time SCS friends. This trip required tremendous planning and communication, according to Ms Pammy Lawver, activities Director since 1967.
"We had to communicate with several US based assisted living communities to make this happen".
Happily, Ms Pammy was able to secure an elementary school bus for this journey. Plans were to have Ms. Pammy drive Ms Wanna B detective to northern California to Pick up Nutmeg, and her elderly sister, Connie jo. ED, Peggy-Sue was scheduled to ensure school bus compliance and oversight of the aged's behaviors.
Unpredicted was the horrendous monsong rain Ms Pammy encountered just after her Sacramento, CA arrival. Safely, she was able to pick up the 2 bobbsie twins and then head on over to Seattle to pick up someone by the unusual name of Stamp Muse.
Our sources cannot, at this time, confirm the whereabouts of Stamp Muse. It seems, Ms Pammy was distracted by Ms Wanna b Detective and lost control of her 12 seat capacity school bus. Passengers stated that when Wanna B detective tore off Ms Pammy's glasses, the bus took a tumble as evidenced by the accompanying photo. Police called Tow truck dispatchers immediately to upright the flipped bus.
UPDATE: 4.03pm EST
All passengers were safely accounted for and only the bobbsie twins required hospitalization for minor injuries. The whereabouts of Stamp Muse is still undetermined at this time. Family members have been notified and The Scarlet O'Hara Nursing Home has also been notified of Stamp Muse's unavailability. As for the others, it seems their angel was safely watching over them. Ms Pammy was issued a citation for not using her seat beat and Wanna B detective was served with a felonious citation for physical injury to a person and for failing to stay seated and belted in her school bus seat.
The search continues for Stamp Muse. Updates will be forthcoming as soon as new information is obtained from the accident scene.
Family has asked that no cards or money be sent to those located and returned to their assisted living communities.
Thanks MariLynn for the precious handmade pink flower! Thanks Stamp Muse for the currency paper used as the solid yellow line Ms pammy apparently failed to see.
Date: Tuesday, September 1, 2009 GMT Views: 1332
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Registered: May 31, 2008 Location: Seattle Posts: 14509
Tue, Sep 01, 2009 @ 8:36 PM
Your story and creation are hilarious, Anne! Love your polka dots and that little angel is so precious. Love the pink flower from MariLynn atop your bow. Totally creative how you made your line in the road, too! FUN!!! Hugs to you, sweet girl!
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It's thanks to that sweet angel that everyone on the bus is okay, Anne, and just look at the nice soft landing that they had, on the gorgeous flower and perfect ribbon!!! Fun story and fabulous work, Ms. Ryan! TFS!
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Registered: June 10, 2007 Location: BC Posts: 44872
Thu, Sep 03, 2009 @ 2:35 AM
Does the Associated Press have any connections with Faux - I mean - Fox news - well - they are one and the same. All I can say is this news report is fallacious, and if I may so myself - rife with spelling errors. Stukky is really Stuckky - I was able to pull that up on my Canadian Data Base Site - highly classified information , Miss Ryannne.
Here in Canada, this type of vehicle or V - HIckle as you say in the US - was outlawed in Canada due to rollover problems . A small passenger commercial van driven by an adult , carrying about 16 young people to an amateur hockey game flipped over, killing several young occupants. It was a sad tragedy. You see, I really am Inspector Detective Deborah - yes that is Deborah - not Deborha - Forbes . I really watch over the safety of Canada and our soverign borders - and yes, my IQ really is in the 4 digits.
Now, once again, I must assert that I would have no part in felonious actions, never mind SCS hijinks. You must understand I am a most serious person and have no time to fool about taking mock photo's like this, and creating lies such as this. My time, MRS RYANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnne is fully taken up by my VERY IMPORTANT JOB as Inspector Chief Detective Deborah Forbes. That's Commander Forbes to you , Ms Ryannnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeee.
Please - the idea that I would be old just makes others here on SCS snicker with laughter!!!! We all know that I am like Brad Pitt in the TRUE MOVIE - Benjamin Button. Now, I've not have had time to watch it, but my understanding is that in this Documentary - Brad Pitt is born old - but gets younger and younger as time passes. This is the case with me also.
I surprise even myself here with my vast knowledge of really -everthing from the law, to medical knowledge and as well as fancifal trivia such as the Documentary Benjamin Button.
That is the curse of the 4 digit IQ. I pick up knowledge like a tumbleweed picks up dust. Tis difficult Anne Ryan - my mind is always active and receiving knowledge and analzying it.
As they say - To Whom Much Is Given, Much is Expected.
Therefore, I must go. I understand Cananda's sovereignty in the Arctic is threatened............... I have grave and weighty matters to attend too.
Registered: March 5, 2007 Location: Coatesville, Pennsylvania Posts: 44975
Thu, Sep 03, 2009 @ 8:42 AM
Oh boy, you are too funny, MS. RYAN!!!! I just love your card and LOVE your bulletin!
------------------------------ Lesley Proud Fan Club and RAK Member He is the GOD of the Impossible!!!! Kookzi the Rookzie Punchkateer It is by the grace of God that we take our next breath.
Boy, oh boy Anne, deborah doesn't miss a trick does she! It would seem our canadian borders are safe. Don't tell her I still spell Stuckky wrong once in a while or that Canada only has 1 N........ "I understand Cananda's sovereignty in the Arctic is threatened............... I have grave and weighty matters to attend too."
Registered: July 1, 2007 Location: small town near montreal, quebec Posts: 26677
Fri, Sep 04, 2009 @ 2:28 AM
Lovely and witty as usual Ms Ryan! I suspect some other culprit involved indirectly in this misshap, but I will not get myself involved in such a big story. I have my reputation to uphold right! I suppose you dears can get all those things work out amongst yourselves. Be good now...
Lovely bus even thouth it's upside down, and look at that angel, that must be you now Anne really!!! Funny girls!
Registered: October 18, 2008 Location: Arizona-It's a DRY heat! Posts: 4510
Fri, Sep 04, 2009 @ 10:34 AM
OMGosh! Miss Anne, you can certainly tell a story! And at the same time, stir up all kinds of trouble here on SCS! I've missed your shenanigans lately. Way to go, girl! Can't wait to see what you come up with next! BTW, your card is just toooo cute!
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Registered: June 10, 2007 Location: BC Posts: 44872
Tue, Sep 08, 2009 @ 10:16 AM
You know Miss Ryaneee - okay - the quality of the contrived and nonesical photograph of this Faux news is okay. But sadly - gingham and dots do not go together whatsoever.
Did they not teach you any art basics in kindergarten??
Registered: June 10, 2007 Location: BC Posts: 44872
Tue, Sep 08, 2009 @ 10:20 AM
By the way - it's the Bobbsey Twins, you dope - not Bobbsie twins...., if you are going to refer to an ancient politically incorrect set of books the likes of which I've never heard of - at least get you spellling right, would you? You don't see me slopping around misspelling in the comment area, do you , DOPEY -ANNE.
Registered: June 10, 2007 Location: BC Posts: 44872
Tue, Sep 08, 2009 @ 10:24 AM
Oh right.............. with that one digit IQ of yours - I don't suppose that you made it into kindergarten - if they even had kindergarten back in your day, Raggedy - Anne. I must remember to hold you to a lower standard.
Thus I must say - Good Effort Miss Ryannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnne. Guess you've heard that *good effort* comment a lot in your small shruken life, haven't you....... we all know what *good effort * really means.