After I saw this card of our darling Queen Anne sticking her tongue out at all of us stampers who stick by her through good times and bad, I just knew it was time to get drastic. She sent it to our darling Sputnik as shown here:
An intervention was done by anonymous SCS's to kidnap our precious Queen and have this tongue problem taken care of. An EXTRA staple was surgically implanted by a team of highly specialized "quacks", I mean "doctors", ~only the best for our Annie Jo~. Unfortunately, there is no guarantee these staples won't pop open like the stomach staples that were done awhile back in which Debzi depicts our poor Anne weighing herself with her stomach staples intact all the while dreaming of a cupcake seen here:
Oh, and Debzi, me thinks you should have no problem identifying Queen Anne of Ryan as the bright red lipstick seemed to stay on even after surgery ~oh no, could it really be b l o o d ......~
Oh, and those bloodshot eyes are her detoxing as she hasn't had a drink since she was kidnapped for the surgery. And, she's also turned yellow indicating, I believe, jaundice. I guess they're waiting for her to calm down before they let her out of that jar!!
OMG, I better call them and ask them not to release her . . . .
I thought I would use one of Anne's Classic Card Recipe Styles for making this card. Doesn't that polka dot ribbon say it all????
So, what do you think, will the double mouth stapling stopeth our Queeneth from further stickething outeth her tongueth at all of useth??????
Date: Friday, August 28, 2009 GMT Views: 687
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Additional Info
Stamps: Self Portrait of Anne Ryan Post Surgery
Paper: Red, Black, White Card Stock Just Like Anne Ryan
Ink: Black
Accessories: Circle and Scallop Circle Nesties, Ribbon, Markers, Copics, Circle Embossing Folder
Techniques: Humor Therapy
Difficulty (1-Easy 5-Advanced): 1 (because it's like Anne's cards LOL)
Registered: February 12, 2007 Location: Aurora, Colorado Posts: 13642
Sat, Aug 29, 2009 @ 7:16 AM
Oh my what have I started..... Now that I have been heavily medicated and been through several counseling sessions with a very respected therapist I found on the internet called 'Therapists R US' at the suggestion of Annie Jo, I am a new kinder person once again. Part of me is still the sput I was turning into who would have said what a cute card this is and yes I see the red lipstick and I should be sending flowers to Annie for her recovery and tesitfying in court against Pam 124. Oh my these meds have me changing my thought process in the middle of a sentence. Oh my, I guess you just don't get the best counseling when you try to save money. Maybe Anne Jo will find it in her evil/kind little heart to give me free counseling. I think they take an oath or something. Annie I need help!!!
However, I laughed out loud at your card. It is very cute and I love the Annie Jo ribbon.
------------------------------ Connie Jo / Sputnik / RSS / Con-Air
Proud Fan Club Member Proud Member of Schirmcat's Naughty List Member of Send Love Today
Registered: September 12, 2007 Location: Wake Forest, NC Posts: 61357
Sat, Aug 29, 2009 @ 12:32 PM
If anyone would just take a moment and ask me what I thought rather than laughing at me, I would most assuredly tell each of you 'you're all a bunch a quacks' and how I ever got in the middle of all this drama is beyond my comprehension.
No, Sput, I did not recommend Therapists 4 US to you: Those know-nothings cant help the worst of the worst like you. They're best qualified to assist people in dire straights with teaching them how to brush their hair and other ADL's.
And as for wanna b detective sporting her latest technology let me say this: girl, you've obviously been watching way too much court TV! My unsolicited advice to you would be to spend more time taking daytrips with Dave then flaunting some unheard of IQ and equipment that was retired with General Lee retired in the late 1800's.
And next, Ms Pammy, will address your needs. I do see a very clever stripe in your life. You were pretty darn quick on the draw with sending the white coats to Debzi's door. That's exactly where the white coats should be going ... she's a loose canon that one is. Her stories become more grandiose each time she shows up in the comments column.
I've allowed everyone to make fun of me, ridicule me and present my name under an array of differing styles, positions and whatever else you've creative minds have thought I must look like, be, or is according to the infantile underdeveloped mentalities each of you bring to SCS. Let this serve as warning to all of you. I will no longer be commenting on these dilusional renditions each you create and bring to SCS. I will, however, be spending my time on more constructive activities. Each of you, in due time, will bear witness to what these activities will be. Mrs. Anne Ryan, wife of Johnny "Knock 'EM Dead" Ryan. He's my trump card if you know what I mean, girlz! Check him out on the web. I dare say once you see this hubb hubba hubba hunk of manhood, you'll be less inclined to be making me the center of your jokes.
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Art Neko and Prickley Pear DTs
Former DT Dolce Designs, Rubbernecker, StampItCrazy,
I Brake For Stamps
DO U KNOW?
BRAK members love to send SCSers cards on their birthdays? Come join us.
"Do not go where the path may lead; go instead where there
is no path and leave a trail." ... Ralph Waldo Emerson
Registered: May 18, 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 24623
Sat, Aug 29, 2009 @ 2:04 PM
I have a lot to say; but, for now, I'll just let you know Annie Jo that us "mature, overdeveloped mentalities at SCS have started a game challenge in your honor. Whoever gets the most points per week will win blog candy from YOU!!! So, you better start saving up some great blog candy so you won't be shunned by other SCS's and kicked off the site all together. As to that hubba hubba hunk of manhood you are threatening us with, where can one find him on the web I might ask. Could it be under Mr. Annie Jo????
I will, however, give you one truth in your latest comment, that Debzi sure let us down on her last detective adventure and I do believe you are right, she needs to get some updated equipment and as I'm sure it's obvious to everyone, her IQ ain't in da 4 digits I can assure ya!!! She talks some might fancy talk, but even an untrained eye like mine could figure out this was YOU on the card. What shall we do?????
------------------------------ Pam Co-Founder of The Punchkateerz! Fan Club Member FS149, QFTD44
Registered: September 12, 2007 Location: Wake Forest, NC Posts: 61357
Sat, Aug 29, 2009 @ 3:52 PM
Did I not just say a few hours ago, I would no longer imbibe (oooops, I didnt mean to use that drinking term) in your ridiculous diatribes concerning my name. Ms Pammy, I cant wait to touch bases with Mr. Pammy. Oh boy, is he ever gonna get an earful.
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Art Neko and Prickley Pear DTs
Former DT Dolce Designs, Rubbernecker, StampItCrazy,
I Brake For Stamps
DO U KNOW?
BRAK members love to send SCSers cards on their birthdays? Come join us.
"Do not go where the path may lead; go instead where there
is no path and leave a trail." ... Ralph Waldo Emerson
Registered: June 10, 2007 Location: BC Posts: 44872
Sun, Aug 30, 2009 @ 6:27 AM
* Flaunting some sort of unheard of IQ* - maybe to you, Miss Ryanneeeeeeeeeeeeeee...........Miss 1 digit IQ and you suggest that I watch Court TV?????????????? Never hear of it, nor have I heard of Dog the Bounty Hunter until just the other day - and whatever that show is is on FAUX TV.............. I'm afraid we don't get those channels here in Canada.
Misss Ryannaeeeeeeeeeeeeee whilst you may have nothing better to do that watch soap operas, and tv, I have a duty to use my 4 digit IQ and use the facial recognition software and iris scanning equipment that the Canadian Government has entrusted to me. I'm rather busy as a undercover dectective, RCMP, CSIS, DND etc etc - things I best not mention lest I blow my cover.
A loose cannon?????????? Not me, Anne Ryannnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.... and I"ve seen Mr Hubba hubba hunaka MR Ryannnnnnnnnnnne right here on split coast featured as photograph with you..........and I'm not afraid.
Pammy dear, enjoy your time with the white coats in your padded cell.......... and Ms Ryannnnnnnnnnnnnnn e - enjoy your time in the BFC!!!!