After I saw this card of our darling Queen Anne sticking her tongue out at all of us stampers who stick by her through good times and bad, I just knew it was time to get drastic. She sent it to our darling Sputnik as shown here:
An intervention was done by anonymous SCS's to kidnap our precious Queen and have this tongue problem taken care of. An EXTRA staple was surgically implanted by a team of highly specialized "quacks", I mean "doctors", ~only the best for our Annie Jo~. Unfortunately, there is no guarantee these staples won't pop open like the stomach staples that were done awhile back in which Debzi depicts our poor Anne weighing herself with her stomach staples intact all the while dreaming of a cupcake seen here:
Oh, and Debzi, me thinks you should have no problem identifying Queen Anne of Ryan as the bright red lipstick seemed to stay on even after surgery ~oh no, could it really be b l o o d ......~
Oh, and those bloodshot eyes are her detoxing as she hasn't had a drink since she was kidnapped for the surgery. And, she's also turned yellow indicating, I believe, jaundice. I guess they're waiting for her to calm down before they let her out of that jar!!
OMG, I better call them and ask them not to release her . . . .
I thought I would use one of Anne's Classic Card Recipe Styles for making this card. Doesn't that polka dot ribbon say it all????
So, what do you think, will the double mouth stapling stopeth our Queeneth from further stickething outeth her tongueth at all of useth??????
Date: Friday, August 28, 2009 GMT Views: 686
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Additional Info
Stamps: Self Portrait of Anne Ryan Post Surgery
Paper: Red, Black, White Card Stock Just Like Anne Ryan
Ink: Black
Accessories: Circle and Scallop Circle Nesties, Ribbon, Markers, Copics, Circle Embossing Folder
Techniques: Humor Therapy
Difficulty (1-Easy 5-Advanced): 1 (because it's like Anne's cards LOL)
Registered: September 12, 2007 Location: Wake Forest, NC Posts: 61357
Fri, Aug 28, 2009 @ 7:00 PM
I just stumbled upon this quite by accident as I was wiping the blood off my lips. Yes, that's blood alright. You see, when you're being prepped for surgery, the docs make you remove all your makeup. FYI, while you're 'under the knife' so to speak, the dr administering the drug mandates no makeup ... they have to be able to see if there's any differences in skin tones/colors. There, that's your nursing 201 lesson for today. I dont know why I bother to try to teach you something! You're not the sharpest kife in the drawer, if you catch my drift. I think it's probably way over your head, but I did my part and at least explained the reason why my mouth is bleeding.
so you call my team of highly qualified surgeons quacks? You might be on to something here, interestingly enough. only a quack would take a beautiful young woman such as myself and totally disembowel her mouth. Let's face it, even the worst of the worst surgeons, would never work on someone like myself. They'd be running for the hills of NC knowing they'd be sued in a NY minute for destroying a real knock out. Your foolishness has got to stop asap!
Yes, I see you've used polka dot ribbbon. It's perfect with that black and red color combination you've got going on over there. I do think, though, you could have done a much better job with those staples and that red lipstick you've plastered all over my poor weakened face!
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Registered: March 11, 2008 Location: Sacramento, California Posts: 39766
Fri, Aug 28, 2009 @ 7:09 PM
Oh Pam, what have you gone and done now?!!! I don't think there are enough locks for your doors. You better leave town ASAP with no forwarding address! Yikes, I shutter at what could happen. ........This is too dang funny.....and a little gruesome. I mean the blood not the lipstick..oooooh! Now about the stapling of the mouth, that's got to hurt! Even with all this going on, the card is rather cute. Love that dotted ribbon and the black and red colors. But I must warn you.....WYB my friend.......TFS :0)
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Registered: May 18, 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 24623
Fri, Aug 28, 2009 @ 7:18 PM
I don't recall asking for a nursing 201 lesson - I just call it like I see it!!! Further, my mama always told me I was the sharpest knife in the drawer - so there!!
I'm sorry you are disappointed in my art regarding the red lipstick/blood and the staples, but I have no control over how the "quacks" performed this most serious operation. I don't think you'll be able to sue because you won't be able to give "oral" testimony concerning this. An affidavit will not suffice to win a verdict these days. I should know, I've worked in the law field since I was but a youngin' at 17.
I think I did an incredible job photoshopping your image so that it brings out the yellow in your skin and the red in your eyes!! Hey, you know, it was lots of fun making an Anne Recipe Style Card and finding that perfect Anne ribbon.
I'm quite happy with myself! Oh, and as to you being a "beautiful young woman", I need only direct everyone to previous photos of you found on other SCS sites. This is totally an improvement! You should be thanking me!!
LOL - And, truly I do luv ya Annie Jo!!
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Registered: July 9, 2008 Location: Stars Fell on Alabama Posts: 75007
Fri, Aug 28, 2009 @ 8:58 PM
I see Deborah hasn't shown up to comment on your card. Could she be the
kidnapper that forced poor Anne to the hospital for this horrible surgery??? She has been telling me these things she had planned for the last two days but now I know what she has been sneaking around doing. Do the docs have to SHAVE A HEAD to do a mouth stapling? All I see are little tufts of hair on her head. And, one eye looks like an egg...actually her whole body looks like an egg and I think it is about to crack....or rather, explode. I sure hope her lips don't stay in that downward turn because it is very unbecoming. Pam, you have heard of a sharp tongue, haven't you? Just wait until those lips are unsealed. Take care, Pam. I fear for your safety more every day.
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OH my ....Pam it looks like you went and got a Lumber Jack with a chainsaw for a surgeon! I 'm sure she hasn't recovered completely from the stomach staples yet. Poor Anne won't feel up to making any cards if she is always recuperating. Batten down the hatches and bar the doors! I fear for you girl! The trouble this card will cause..... I better get the spare room ready, you just might need a place to hide girl~if she ever gets out of that jar..... sure hope you put some holes in the lid~ Looks like she need air ....
Great imaginitive card, truely hillarious and I Love the polka dot ribbon!
You gals got some real guts!
Registered: April 15, 2008 Location: Seattle Area Posts: 25018
Fri, Aug 28, 2009 @ 10:25 PM
Oh Anne & Pam! I am laughing my buns off - don't worry - I have extra! That brings me to: Anne darling, if you are going to teach nursing 201 you should wait until the anesthetic wears off! Oh my! Disembowelment does NOT happen at the mouth end sweetie!!! Hey wait - I've got to get a closer look at this! What was that that got stapled?!? Bwahahahahahaha!
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Registered: April 15, 2008 Location: Seattle Area Posts: 25018
Fri, Aug 28, 2009 @ 10:32 PM
Oh, I forgot - Peggy Sue did not mean any of my lumber jack family I am sure! Their chainsaws are all in the shop getting repairs and they have been seen swilling beer down at the Tav. I was clearly driving my tractor around suburbia and I can prove with photoshop!
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Registered: June 10, 2007 Location: BC Posts: 44872
Sat, Aug 29, 2009 @ 12:39 AM
I'm find myself lost for words............... I go on a daytrip with my dh.............. and I come back to find this............... Pammy Dear................. I think the others's are right....... I'd batten down the hatches and try to regroup..............with my IQ of 4 digits having run my facial recognition soft ware and iris scan............ I can conclusively state that this is not Anne, thank heavens!!!
But, one can see how confused poor Anne Ryannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnne is - and I don't doubt for a moment that her eyes do look bloodshot from withdrawing from all of those substances she's been playing with -but now, dearest Pam.............. I'm begging to wonder if I should send the men in White Coats for you........... I think you know what I mean..............
I can see how you got confused.......... after all, you don't have a 4 digit IQ like me - and even poor Miss Ryannnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeee was confused there - suggesting that she was being was being dimembowlled by mouth........... as Brat Cards pointed out - you don't dimembowell via the mouth - rather the other end.
Anne Ryan mentioned that you were not the sharpest knife in the drawer- can I just say that neither you nor Anne Ryan have an IQ above 1 digit............ sigh................. you see, it took me to make sense of this all.
Pam - the men in the White Coats should be knocking on your door any moment now!! Go quietly- I'm sure you'll enjoy a little stay at your local psych ward!!!! I'll be sure to visit as I think the BFC is right next door. You'll be safe in that locked facility from Anne too!!! Look at the pluses girl!!!
I will admit - I couldn't tell for a moment whether this was A PAM124 - what's that - your robot number? or Anne Ryannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee card - but of course -when I have any doubts -I merely call on my 4 digit IQ - --plus run my card reconigtion software - you really have no idea who you are dealing with here, Pam - and then...............I've got THE ANSWER!!!!!!
Enjoy your stay in the psych ward!!! I'm sure you'll be really popular there, and I know they engage in art therapy............ I look forward to more of your cards!!!
Love you PAM124- but they may have to re program your brain.............sigh!! I feel for you!!!
Registered: May 18, 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 24623
Sat, Aug 29, 2009 @ 7:10 AM
My DH just got home after being gone a couple weeks, so I can only jot a little at a time, but I must say that this is the first time I believe Debzi, the world famous detective, is "off her game" this time. I mean look at that red lipstick Debzi - is that not proof enough and those bloodshot eyes???? And the matching mouth staples to your stomach staples???? And the fact that AR herself sent this photo to Sput sticking her tongue out at everyone. Now, I ask you, have you ever seen anyone else that looks like this "bug" in a jar. AR is very clever in her disguises, but really, I can tell it's her even without all that fancy equipment. I will not be going to the psych ward today as I explained it all to the men in white coats when they arrived at my door and they TOO agreed that this was, in fact, AR and not a product of my imagination and hallucinations. They did, however, want your address . . .so, I wouldn't answer the door if I were you. LOL!! Too fun!!
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Registered: June 14, 2008 Location: Canberra, Australia Posts: 6675
Sat, Aug 29, 2009 @ 7:15 AM
All I can say at this time is....'OH MY GIDDY AUNT!'
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