This is the latest SCS Gossip Update on the Anne Ryan Saga:
Oh Auntie Annie is ANGRY!
Ms Ryan just IS NOT looking her regular jaunty self! Apparently there are no people to do her hair
and make-up in the Penn!
She instructed my dear uncle to bring her a file and bust her out. Well, he IS known to be a screw up!
So, here are the TOP TEN REASONS MS RYAN IS MAD!
1. DU *Dear UNCLE* tried to put the real number of
candles on the cake which drew the attention of
the warden.
2. DU got the size of the instrument wrong and put
a big olÂ’ rusty SAW in the cake.
3. Then the warden found the saw when he was
singing HB to her.
4. The warden was so mad, he blew out her
candles!
5. No conjugal visits with my DU!
6. No Copics
7. No People
8. Anne has laundry duty!
9. Undercover Debzi333 out smarted her!
10. Ms RyanÂ’s angelic and oh so innocent niece,
Terri AKA Brat Cards, has not come to visit her!
Registered: January 21, 2007 Location: New York Posts: 54876
Sat, Oct 25, 2008 @ 4:30 AM
OMGOSH TERRI, WHAT A HOOT! THIS IS TOO FUNNY, I LOVE ANNE'S OUTFIT AND LOOK AT ALL THE CANDLES. IS THERE ENOUGH CAKE FOR ALL OF THOSE CANDLES?? THE SAW IS A PERFECT ADDITION TO THIS CARD, AND AT LEAST ANNE HAS HER JEWERLY ON. BY THE LOOKS ON HER FACE I DONT THINK HER PEOPLE ARE DOING ANYTHING FOR HER....ANNE SHOULD HAVE HIRED ME TO HELP. I WASN'T ASKING FOR TOO MUCH JUST A MANSION AND ALL THE STARBUCKS A GIRL COULD DRINK..LOL!
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Registered: September 12, 2007 Location: Wake Forest, NC Posts: 61357
Sat, Oct 25, 2008 @ 11:24 AM
Ms. Neice: The time has come, I see, to set the record straight!
Dont be misled by Ms Dog the Bounty Hunter over there in the girlz uniform society! She claims she's one of those canadian female police. Dont believe a word of it! Not true.
As for me being in prison: I am there, on I'm on a special FBI stakeout. I had to go incognito with little cognition! I'm awaiting my special orders from J. Edgar Hoover himself! Doesnt matter that he's no longer alive. What does matter, however, that I'm stuck ---- only temporarily ---- in the slammer while I fight to take back our streets. What can you say about what you're doing --- or not doing as the case may be!
Listen, my people are on the outside taking care of business. So go tell that Nancy Ruth aka Nancy Grace (just look at all those avatars she's got going on ....enough to generate some suspicion right there)! BTW, be sure to tell her we are not freeing DEBZI333! No way, not while I'm undercover in the slammer.
BTW: I do not own copics: my people never really got the hang of them there things anyway! I have everything I need right here: They're taking good care of me. Why, I'm even in a double cell and have my own cellie! How bout that? She's not a bad cupcake; she's in for prostitution and rolling her guy over the Sacremento River. Apparently, they're still awaiting his body to surface!
Oh, I have my hair done in here just right! Them girlz are the greatest really. I'm sportin something new as I write: I have dread locks with colored pink bows to match the uniform. Even I can maintain my dignity in such a place.
Gotta go: There's a red phone here in the warden's office, and I think it might just be the call I'm waiting for. I'll be out in no time. I just gotta stick to my business here and then I know I will have made a significant contribution to society, which is much more than I can say about you and you unk! Who needs you guys anyway!
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"Do not go where the path may lead; go instead where there
is no path and leave a trail." ... Ralph Waldo Emerson
LOL!!! Love this card! Fabulous colors and DP!! Yopu gals are too funny, but I'm staying out of it!! Love the lightbulb, saw, and frosting too!! Great card! Thanks for the giggle!
Registered: July 1, 2007 Location: small town near montreal, quebec Posts: 26677
Sat, Oct 25, 2008 @ 6:09 PM
Well won't you look at this now! Never would have recognized Anne Ryan there, no not at all. Last time I saw her she was looking well, to put it gently, a lot hum...better.
What happened to all the work she got? Her side of the tale sounds flaky to me. But hey, I'm just getting over a Canadian version of the flu! So, I must rest tonight, but you have me thinking and wondering what goes on in this seemingly so fine neighborhood Ms Ryan lives in!
I can't say much for now, but be prepared for the real story of Anne Ryan. Frankly, I don't believe she's all that bad, though she is high maintenance, remember.
Love your card Terri girl, this is fun, I do love Anne's and your story, not to mention Debzi333, and Nancyruth wanting poor Deb out of prison. LOL I think your saw is so cool too.
Registered: June 10, 2007 Location: BC Posts: 44872
Sat, Oct 25, 2008 @ 7:42 PM
Yup, I can confirm that indeed that is the ANNE RYAN such as she is that I sussed out the other day at one her mansions ( obtained by the avails of crimes)... She is looking even worse than she did in the picture I obtained with her behind the crime scene tape..
I see my work as an underground agent for the Canadian Spy Agency certainly has been useful..
Man, Anne sure is old!! Look at the number of candles on the cake!!! I hope she burns her nose hairs !! She always telling folks to keep their noses clean - or was the Deb Wood, or Pat Smethers.. anyhow.clearly Anne is now in real trouble!!
Free debzi333 - Thanks NancyRuth! You're a great pal - but I am getting an award from the US and Canadian Government for my good work.
Hey Anne - that red phone.. are ya sure you aren't on death row awaiting a clemenancy call?? We don't have that kind of thing up here in Canada - but I know what they do with bad sorts down in the South!! As much as I dislike your life of crime - I'll phone on down and get you off of death row - and get you to a Martha Stewart type prison so you can keep making cards .
By the way.. I see the wardens removed your Bling Ring!! Can things get worse????
Splitcoast Dirty Dozen Alumni Stamp Like You Mean It
Registered: March 24, 2006 Location: Posts: 38589
Sun, Oct 26, 2008 @ 6:57 AM
Terri, you are killin' me! Lol! What imagination! I especially like the light bilb with the heart! I am speechless!
------------------------------ Pat Smethers "The Lord will guide you always; He will satisfy your needs in a sun scorched land and strengthen your frame. You will be like a well-watered garden." Isaiah 58:11
Splitcoast Dirty Dozen Alumni My Pinkie is Inkie in Boxertown
Registered: April 4, 2006 Location: Boxertown USA, IL Posts: 67309
Mon, Dec 08, 2008 @ 11:31 AM
Cute card, I actually thought for a minute that was a cake that I baked and the saw was needed to cut it. I am just glad it is Anne in there this time instead of me, from the looks of the picture above, she looks pretty stressed out to me. I am sure her people will do a nice make over on her as soon as she breaks free and make her look beautiful again.
Until, then, Anne, tell my friends I said, "hi".