Sentiment on inside of Bridal Shower card to Bride to be?

[daquiri35]

I am really in a creative rut tonight. I'm making my Hubby's cousin, the bride-to-be, a card to give to her at her Bridal Shower with her gift. I can not come up with a light, possibly funny sentiment for the inside of the card. We don't know each other all that well but I'd like to write a funny saying in there, not just the typical, "Congrats on your Engagement, Have a wonderful wedding, etc..."

I've been searching online for examples but the only things that keep popping up are different poems and the wording for the invites, don't need that.

Any ideas? I have no idea what the theme of the Bridal Shower is or if there even is one. She's getting married in May, the Bridal Shower is next wkend. Something to do with Spring would be fabulous.

Any ideas?

[daquiri35]

anyone?

[TrayMoney]

I went to a shower yesterday, for the daughter of a family friend. I hadn't seen the bride in a few years... and I've never met the groom.
I just stamped "Congratulations" and then wrote that I wish her all the best for her new life with (groom's name).
It wasn't very funny... but I didn't have to be too personal.

[RiverIsis]

How about something about men not reading the small print on the marriage contract that he will get the last two words in every disagreement "yes, dear" ;)