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And now I need some crazy phrases to go with them. Not stamps.
Just look at these guys - what would they be saying?
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First off I see ones related to the little extras...
"Milk?!? Where's the cream?"
"It wasn't me, honest." Maybe that's very British phrasing, though.
"The fish was off, you wouldn't have liked it anyway"
But none of those are very useful, so I'll look forward to seeing other suggestions people come up with.
I cant use my humor stamps? Off my head-ok, but I'm twisted and need more caffeine...lol
Gee not a single one is happy at all...the birds had a happy one.
Red Brown: Ut oh, the human is home
Red Brown: That kid is coming over again. Where can I hide?
Red Brown: Did they pick up my brush?
Blue: Oh no, ugly sweater time again?
Blue: And just WHAT is that small smelly thing with a diaper?
Black: Seriously?
Black: This could be good....
Black: You talkin' to me?
Green: This is you brain on catnip.
Green: Post traumatic kid syndrome
Green: You didnt tell me a dog moved in next door
Green: Look at all the glittery things on that tree....and bells! And birds! And string!....
Brown: Ok so I put on a pound. No need to be mean about it with that dry stuff.
Purple: Just passing through, keep playing your video game...
Purple: "I wont touch the xmas tree...I wont touch the xmas tree..."
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
I'm not crazy. My reality is just different than yours. (Cheshire cat)
I'm tired of this day. I need a new one.
My cat is not spoiled. I am just well-trained.
Cats understand the importance of naps.
Never trust a smiling cat.
You had me at meow.
Gee not a single one is happy at all...the birds had a happy one.
I noticed that, too. I still bought the set & dies because I have so many cat-crazy people in my life, but I sure wish at least one of those cats looked happy (happy-ish would have been good enough!).
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fun thread!
People who don't like cats were mice in their last life.
Dogs come when they are called. Cats tell you to leave a message and they'll get back to you.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Cats find humans to be useful domestic animals.
It wasn't me. It was the dog.
The fish bone is a fossil find. I promise!
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And now I need some crazy phrases to go with them. Not stamps.
Just look at these guys - what would they be saying?
When I first saw these, I thought they looked like scaredy cats! Now that I have them, they definitely do. I think they would be so cute with the smaller birds because the birds have such attitude.
__________________ Linda E
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I love the crazy birds, and I'm a huge cat lover (don't even ask how many cat stamps I have!). But I'm just not loving these ones, I'm not sure why. I knew there was a company that made a stamp set that looks A LOT (Seriously A LOT) like Crazy Birds, so I checked to see if they might also have similar cats, and I really think I like those ones better. They have a cute dog set too. They don't make dies :(, but I still think they are pretty cute, and might have to order them eventually.
Is there anywhere in the US that sells that set? The only place I could find is this one in the UK, and they're out of stock. I like them way better than the Crazy Cats set (which I have because, come on, it's a cat set.)
I love the crazy birds, and I'm a huge cat lover (don't even ask how many cat stamps I have!). But I'm just not loving these ones, I'm not sure why. I knew there was a company that made a stamp set that looks A LOT (Seriously A LOT) like Crazy Birds, so I checked to see if they might also have similar cats, and I really think I like those ones better. They have a cute dog set too. They don't make dies :(, but I still think they are pretty cute, and might have to order them eventually.
In cat years, you'd be old. Really, really, really old.
Don't mind the glow stick in your birthday cake. The number of candles we needed required a permit.
I smell old people! Oh, wait... that's you. Happy Birthday!
What could be more exciting than your birthday? String... a squeaky toy... a five-hour nap.
Happy birthday to someone old enough to have lived through the hardships of not being able to Google something.
__________________ Linda E
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Thanks, Amber. I think I'm trying to humanize my cats...
__________________ Linda E
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You guys are so funny and creative, these are all great!! I've been laughing up a storm! Love these cats, love the birds too! Pretty much anything that makes me laugh!!!!
You guys are so funny and creative, these are all great!! I've been laughing up a storm! Love these cats, love the birds too! Pretty much anything that makes me laugh!!!!
I agree - we all need more laughter! Usually I try to be pretty "tasteful", when it comes to clothing and house decor. Where my cards are concerned, all bets are off.:p
I like the corny phrases and the silly puns!
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